jjs 64 Report post Posted September 25, 2008 (edited) An old man lived alone on Staten Island. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the garden area for me. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don’t dig up that garden! That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie Edited September 25, 2008 by Crockett Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
my_e36 43 Report post Posted September 26, 2008 Love it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted September 28, 2008 Retold it last night complete with fake Italian accent. Cheers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
