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BANKING ISSUES

Please take note of the latest and very serious news regarding these Asian banking institutions.

Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and the sub-prime lending market in the USA, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

Hmmm…

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Ha ha ...good one :P

I spose some will be guessing ???

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Glenn - you should know better than to quote the OP when you are replying directly below.

I'm on a mission today to stamp out this nefarious activity! :D

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Glenn - you should know better than to quote the OP when you are replying directly below.

I'm on a mission today to stamp out this nefarious activity! :D

Sorry SIR :P

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