*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for? He asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name "Mary Ellen" written on it," she replies. "Don't be silly, " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horse I bet on". His wife seemed satisfied at this and apologized. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around he asks, "What was that for?" "Your f*#kin' horse phoned!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 LOL awesome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 that was a giggle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 haha classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuen 16 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Hahahhaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jordyboy2 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Nice lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
byza213 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 lol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotwire 352 Report post Posted October 30, 2008 Brilliant!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
