briancol 3 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 no doubt someone is bound to enlighten me on the subject!! .........go on ....have a laugh! If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Great stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_BRS_ 209 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 haha very interesting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SamSpargo Report post Posted November 1, 2008 Magic. I totally hummed the songs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted November 1, 2008 Abcdefg.... How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martyyn 2 Report post Posted November 1, 2008 Well obviously that depends on the size of the bottle Westy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz 1062 Report post Posted November 1, 2008 Or how big the blender is.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Lol at the deaf hearing. Gold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
