Fridays giggle

[*Glenn* 854]

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who

shared offices with several other doctors.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the

receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around

to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS

[briancol 3]

A platoon of kiwi soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an kiwi soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Commander asked the injured kiwi what had happened.

The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

He yelled back that Winston Peters is a bureaucratic, good-for-nothing, left wing labor dickhead who knows bugger all about running a country.'

'So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'

He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Helen Clark!'

'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when the bloody truck hit us.'

[Guest Simon*]

Funny sh*t

[E30 325i Rag-Top 2956]

In a celebration of Obama's win in the presidential election millions of black women in the US of A are flocking to get a Brazilian done.

Their message to the rest of the world......

...... NO MORE BUSH!