mr E34 11 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Two irishman walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section & Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem' the owner comes over & asks if he can help them,yeah well take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box..Paddy & Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop & get into Gerrys truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000ft drop & says, dis looks a grand place! He takes 2 birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder & jumps off the cliff....Paddy watches as the budgies fly off & Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead..looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head & says, 'Fook dat, dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me! There's More.. Moments later Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass He's been to the pet shop too & walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand & a shotgun in the other..Hi Paddy, watch dis, Seamus says He takes a Parrot from the box & lets him fly free, he then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun, Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun & shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet until he hits the bottom & breaks ever bone in his body. It's not over yet...Sean arrives, hes been to the pet shop, he pulls out a chicken, holds onto its legs & hurls himself over the cliff untill he hits the bottom.. dead..once more Paddy shakes his head..Fook dat lads..First der was Gerry with his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting & now Sean with his fook'n hengliding! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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westy 614 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Haha I love Irish jokes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
