Guest Simon* Report post Posted April 6, 2009 Yeah right.... How tough are Australians ? The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins... Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'. Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today' Colin the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 .....................................................whattttt the helll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30plz 1 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 Lolwut Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. just kidding, srysly wtf Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Young Thrash Driver 1020 Report post Posted April 8, 2009 My names Colin but I'm a Kiwi... does it still count if I fell into the bonfire at a beach party? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
