briancol 3 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs that she could do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way around the house ?' He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it ?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes", the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way" the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a BMW". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 Great! That was pure class Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 zzzzzz this joke for some reason makes me angry.... hulk smash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30plz 1 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 Ahaha, It made me lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 zzzzzz this joke for some reason makes me angry.... hulk smash. I'm sorry that this joke upset you Jamez but you are in a 3:1 minority. We need to learn to laugh at ourselves and the things dear to us, even our BMW's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex 693 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 Nice one. But Billy T James did it better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ82UyzBrYU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
