bravo 35 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?†The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.†“You must be an engineer†says the balloonist. “I am†replies the man. “How did you know?†“Well,†says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.†The man below says “you must be in management.†“I am†replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?†Well,†says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
|ncary 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Funny, because it's true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30-323ti 66 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Funny, because it's true FAR TOO TRUE And what are better than managers.... ...."Project" Managers! Don't get me started!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30 325i Rag-Top 2956 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Seeing as I am both an Engineer by profession and qualification and a manager by occupation I think that is spot on! My favourite quote: "Managing Engineers is like trying to herd cats" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matty104 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Hahahaha that is gold, Being an engineer i no its all too true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sjanett 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 ha ha i agree! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted June 19, 2009 Reminded me of one of the funniest commercials I had seen ages ago this is their other one, also good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 FAR TOO TRUE And what are better than managers.... ...."Project" Managers! Don't get me started!! Project Managers are awesome!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yng_750 247 Report post Posted June 26, 2009 an optomist says the glass is half full the pesimist says the glass is half empty the engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30 325i Rag-Top 2956 Report post Posted June 27, 2009 The first advert is spot on, that's why Engineer's are like cats - they all want to go in their own different direction!! Links to this other video: The Engineer's Guide to Cats Quote: "A cat can bring joy into your life, even if you are a normal person, not an engineer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
