briancol 3 Report post Posted December 2, 2009 They don't take long to come out these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braeden320 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2009 So over hearing about this on Radio/Tv/Newspaper etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 SERIES 93 Report post Posted December 2, 2009 * Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. * What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. * What do Tiger woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians * Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. *Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract. * After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree * Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife * Barack Obama is reportedly going to send an additional fighting force of 30,000 to Afganistan. But one source says Obama could change his mind and send 20,000 troops plus Tiger Woods' wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deeveus 81 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 Gawd dammmm. If so, who in their right mind would cheat on that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
|ncary 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 For every hot woman in the world there is a guy tired of putting up with her sh*t. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Probably gives terrible head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yng_750 247 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Probably gives terrible head. big teeth tight lips recipe for trouble Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldskool 4 Report post Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) Poor Tiger, The world is now trying to figure out how many women there has been...??? I figure given he is a golfer it pretty easy really.......... There will be eighteen, not including his wife, she will be the stable nintheenth, as every golfer knows after a hard day pounding the greens, there is nothing like heading back to the club rooms for a little bit of your favourite thing.... The question that does beg answering is this..................who did he play the back nine with......?? Hmmmmmmmmmm......???????? And rumour has it these women are only coming forward cause he was always under par !! Edited December 9, 2009 by oldskool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted December 17, 2009 It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm pretty smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny:::: "TIGER WOODS . CAN I GO NOW?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
