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Guest Simon*

I ... just ... LOL'ed :lol:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/C...n-267678200.htm

Welcome any reasonable offer, I am a real negotiable seller.

This sexy red car is definitely a right choice for beautiful ladies or any men who want to get all the attention from ladies.

Since I bought this car last year, I have so many luck with girls but then I find out this is not the right time in my life yet as I'm in the final year in university. My loss is YOUR GAIN.

This car was bought for $36000 at the beginning of last year, since then I have replaced a new battery & some other stuff which cost me over $1000

My baby is running very well, very smooth and the enigne is still in a good condition because I don't drive it much. Eventhough I made some sratch on the side of the door, i can send my baby to a collision repairer at my expense which will cost me below $800 to fix it if you accept the asking price OR if you choose to do it by yourself, I will give you a discount of $1000 for saving my time.

Thanks for viewing my auction and I wish this baby will be yours.

Dont forget that: sexy babies LIKE red car and successful men DRIVE red car.

* Personalised plate not included

^Would love to know what his PPlate is :D

If this is a member, I'd like to go cruising to watch you in action. Must be something about those factory 16's and cloth interior that makes them pant

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Guest Simon*

He's in his final year of university and not obsessed with sex?? Something is wrong here!

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I'm so glad we're on tank water. Where does the CBD get its water from now ??

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Doesn't take a genius to guess this guy's ethnic background!

Hamilton's sewerage if I remember rightly - straight out of the Waikato river :D

You mean Waikato Draught? haha

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That guy needs to get a room and some tissues and have some quiet time with his 'Baby'

Wank Factor +100

Edited by braeden.

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Guest Ari Gold

Someone search Kelvin in the uni directories. I bet we can find him, its not a common name - he's beside the museum, so I'm guessing he's at either AUT or Auckland based on driving round in an E90.

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Hahaha, funny funny sh*t

He made some scratch.

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Haha! Good laugh. He sure knows how to generalise.

Black cars look so much nicer. Shows if the driver really looks after their car too. :)

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He's at uni?

I never would have guessed from his awesome command of the English language.

And yes red cars are better, black is just way too common.

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Actually, successful men drive silver cars. Common knowledge.

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Man I love being drunk on Bimmersport.

Ringing him now ok bye.

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Babies? Like children.

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"Dont forget that: sexy babies LIKE red car and successful men DRIVE red car"

I got two red cars but im not getting much action lately... Maybe Im losing my sex appeal.....

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"Dont forget that: sexy babies LIKE red car and successful men DRIVE red car"

I got two red cars but im not getting much action lately... Maybe Im losing my sex appeal.....

And now you've halved it haha.

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