TM: How (not) to sell your BMW

[Guest Simon*]

I ... just ... LOL'ed

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/C...n-267678200.htm

Welcome any reasonable offer, I am a real negotiable seller.

This sexy red car is definitely a right choice for beautiful ladies or any men who want to get all the attention from ladies.

Since I bought this car last year, I have so many luck with girls but then I find out this is not the right time in my life yet as I'm in the final year in university. My loss is YOUR GAIN.

This car was bought for $36000 at the beginning of last year, since then I have replaced a new battery & some other stuff which cost me over $1000

My baby is running very well, very smooth and the enigne is still in a good condition because I don't drive it much. Eventhough I made some sratch on the side of the door, i can send my baby to a collision repairer at my expense which will cost me below $800 to fix it if you accept the asking price OR if you choose to do it by yourself, I will give you a discount of $1000 for saving my time.

Thanks for viewing my auction and I wish this baby will be yours.

Dont forget that: sexy babies LIKE red car and successful men DRIVE red car.

* Personalised plate not included

^Would love to know what his PPlate is

If this is a member, I'd like to go cruising to watch you in action. Must be something about those factory 16's and cloth interior that makes them pant

[drifty325i 0]

haha what a tool, thats so funny

[Guest Simon*]

He's in his final year of university and not obsessed with sex?? Something is wrong here!

[*Glenn* 854]

I'm so glad we're on tank water. Where does the CBD get its water from now ??

[Guest Simon*]

Hamilton's sewerage if I remember rightly - straight out of the Waikato river

[kingkarl 136]

Doesn't take a genius to guess this guy's ethnic background!

Hamilton's sewerage if I remember rightly - straight out of the Waikato river

You mean Waikato Draught? haha

Edited January 27, 2010 by kingkarl

[greenday-rulz21 6]

Pretty sexy stock standard auto 320!

Bet he pulls the sexy babies in that!

[Braeden320 0]

That guy needs to get a room and some tissues and have some quiet time with his 'Baby'

Wank Factor +100

Edited January 28, 2010 by braeden.

[Guest Ari Gold]

Someone search Kelvin in the uni directories. I bet we can find him, its not a common name - he's beside the museum, so I'm guessing he's at either AUT or Auckland based on driving round in an E90.

[Guest Ari Gold]

[antil33t 90]

wut

[Greg111 13]

Hahaha, funny funny sh*t

He made some scratch.

[M3 Cab 0]

Sexy babes I paid for, love my red 320

fixed

[laadeelaa 0]

Haha! Good laugh. He sure knows how to generalise.

Black cars look so much nicer. Shows if the driver really looks after their car too.

[pjay 8]

Red also goes faster

[Wom 0]

He's at uni?

I never would have guessed from his awesome command of the English language.

And yes red cars are better, black is just way too common.

[Dyl 4]

Actually, successful men drive silver cars. Common knowledge.

[nastnas 9]

he's probably being sarcastic...

[Nobimmer 694]

Man I love being drunk on Bimmersport.

Ringing him now ok bye.

[antil33t 90]

ask him if it garantees babies.

[Greg111 13]

Babies? Like children.

[[email protected] 0]

That was a good laugh.

[M3_guy 0]

"Dont forget that: sexy babies LIKE red car and successful men DRIVE red car"

I got two red cars but im not getting much action lately... Maybe Im losing my sex appeal.....

[Greg111 13]

"Dont forget that: sexy babies LIKE red car and successful men DRIVE red car"

I got two red cars but im not getting much action lately... Maybe Im losing my sex appeal.....

And now you've halved it haha.