mrad01 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2010 Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kaaZxJnWlk And some to start... • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door • Black holes occur when Chuck Norris inhales. • Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird • A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. • Chuck Norris can teleport himself anywhere in the universe by simply using a Casio calculator watch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted October 24, 2010 Chuck Norris only has one hand, The upper hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malus139 5 Report post Posted October 24, 2010 Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his mother did Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cliffdunedin 8 Report post Posted October 24, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he just waits!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 1 Report post Posted October 24, 2010 chuck norris doesn't believe in germany Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_ethrty-Andy_ 2132 Report post Posted October 24, 2010 some say chuck norris and the stig are long lost brothers... they seem to be able to do the same sh*t lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted October 25, 2010 My fave of all time will be these two: Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
