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Family saddened by tragic loss

Police today confirmed the death of a young man in Auckland early today after his BMW sports car colided with a petrol tanker. 

The quality construction of the car saved the life of both the driver and his gay lover, with the driver suffering two shattered legs in the accident.  However a fiery inferno quickly engulfed the car killing both occupants.  Police confirmed the accident occurred at speeds in excess of 180kph.

Friends of the young man confirmed he often drove at high speed with a blatant disregard for the safety of himself and others, mostly because he was an idiot.  "We also didn't realise he was quite that gay."  The fire was eventually dappened down by passersby urinating on the driver's corpse & wrecked car.

Fellow bimmersport colleagues & motoring enthusiasts distanced themselves from the driver, recently having learned of his dim witted nature & ill fated bravado.

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Family saddened by tragic loss

Police today confirmed the death of a young man in Auckland early today after his BMW sports car colided with a petrol tanker. 

The quality construction of the car saved the life of both the driver and his gay lover, with the driver suffering two shattered legs in the accident.  However a fiery inferno quickly engulfed the car killing both occupants.  Police confirmed the accident occurred at speeds in excess of 180kph.

Friends of the young man confirmed he often drove at high speed with a blatant disregard for the safety of himself and others, mostly because he was an idiot.  "We also didn't realise he was quite that gay."  The fire was eventually dappened down by passersby urinating on the driver's corpse & wrecked car.

Fellow bimmersport colleagues & motoring enthusiasts distanced themselves from the driver, recently having learned of his dim witted nature & ill fated bravado.

:thumb: very good shadowninja I love it!! that sums it all up nicely,

take it in every one, take it in!! :lol:

Edited by vonripsnorter

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Family saddened by tragic loss

Police today confirmed the death of a young man in Auckland early today after his BMW sports car colided with a petrol tanker. 

The quality construction of the car saved the life of both the driver and his gay lover, with the driver suffering two shattered legs in the accident.  However a fiery inferno quickly engulfed the car killing both occupants.  Police confirmed the accident occurred at speeds in excess of 180kph.

Friends of the young man confirmed he often drove at high speed with a blatant disregard for the safety of himself and others, mostly because he was an idiot.  "We also didn't realise he was quite that gay."  The fire was eventually dappened down by passersby urinating on the driver's corpse & wrecked car.

Fellow bimmersport colleagues & motoring enthusiasts distanced themselves from the driver, recently having learned of his dim witted nature & ill fated bravado.

Who ever wrote that must be voting for the Destiny (church) NZ Party.

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Who ever wrote that must be voting for the Destiny (church) NZ Party.

WHAT!!!!......................... your still alive m325i.............................but????

how can this be???

Edited by vonripsnorter

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Gents, this is not off-topic and is obviously heading down the stupid lane

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