bravo 34 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) Got this in an email today - claims are all unsubstantiated of course, but the first paragraph is so me its not funny - I do that almost every Friday night... Especially when I used to live in Manukau - BMW, Finn McCools, Stella, then that place on Cavendish Drive with the mean curries... >Being a Kiwi is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian >beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on >the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese >TV. > >Oh and... >Only in N.Z. ... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. > >Only in N.Z. ... Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the >back of the shop to get their cough, cold, aspirin while healthy people can >buy cigarettes at the front. > >Only in N.Z. ... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a >DIET coke. > >Only in N.Z. ... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the >counters. > >Only in N.Z. ... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive >and & lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. > >Only in N.Z. ... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have >call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to >in the first place. > >Only in N.Z. ... Are there disabled parking places in front of a skateboard >park. > >NOT TO MENTION... > >3 Kiwis are injured each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. > >58 Kiwis are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers > > >31 Kiwis are injured each year by watering their Christmas tree while the >fairy lights were plugged in. > >8 Kiwis had burns trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth > > >A massive 543 Kiwis were admitted to emergency in the last two years after >opening bottles of beer with their teeth. >And finally..... > >In 2005 eight Kiwis cracked their skull whilst throwing up in the toilet > >IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE KIWI SEND THIS ON Edited August 24, 2006 by bravomikewhiskey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MADBMA 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 ha ha ha i like it. mostly i hate fowards, this ones got a bit of humour to it, still wouldnt fwd it thoe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gus 5 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 been around for ages, except with different countries instead of NZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 3 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 I hate retards that forward these emails around. It's great that over 85% of my incoming emails get filtered out by my antispam service but to have this kind of electronic indignity get passed my spam wall because some legitimised twat thinks I would find this an interesting read just pisses me off. f'ing tards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 34 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 Agreed, and had it not had a specific mention to german cars, and run a seemingly voyeuristic view of my own life I wouldn't have posted it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ED1RTY 2 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 You work 4 those census statistic guys? lol Got this one via txt: This is a chain text message. Send it to 5 people within 3 minutes, And f**k all will happen to you. I tried it and f**k all happens. Do it, it really works!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
