Ok.
so here i was minding my own business rocking the road back up to hamz from a badass weekend in welly..
stop on the side of the desert road to take a pic of me being a geek in the bushes and then get back in my car, pull out and rock up to the speed limit (100kmh) this dude comes flying along behind me around 130+ then trys to pull out on a blind corner to overtake, he pulls back in as he sees a car coming his way, i slow up (to make his ass slow up) so he sits on my ass moving side to side getting all pissed, then a passing lane comes up i indicate to pull out to pass the car infront of me and then as i do the dude behind me decides he wants to pass me first, so im half out and he rocks out extra wide (no indication) i have to pull back in to not colide with his car!!1!...
so i thort f**k ya if you want to go fast lets see how you like corners fast, so i stick on his ass like a dag into the next two corners just pushing him enough that he knows he cant get any faster and i can pass him any moment (so i pull the cheesy, as hes cornering turn the indicater on to pass him trick haha) anyways so hes pushing his heap of sh*t in the wet round corners of 55 at aound 85, massive body roll and then the next corner is a 45, im talking about how retards always seem to crash around me in these particular moments, and then bam, he rocks the corner WAY to quick. 90 round a 45 haha sure not in that car he aint, and sure enough ass end slips out corrects and straightlines to the oncoming traffic, corrects again spins out into the ditch on our side, me in laughter tears, pull over to get out and tell him how hes a cock and deserved that sh*t, but as his rear slammed into the bank his front popped out onto the road, and so he decided to gun it off in the opposite direction HAHA! man i was in tears laughing at this homo.
I rock into the next petrol station and HAHA he pulls in just after i finish filling my sh*t, car all fuct and filthy im laughing at him, he gets out checks his sh*t, im inside the store and he comes over and thanks me for stopping he was like "thanks for stopping chief, i saw the oncoming traffic and thort the ditch was a better option", i was like "yea you nearly slammed into the people, that shits not cool mate".. haha man i was biting my tounge not to crack up in his face more. the best bit was he was on OLD as mofo, like grey hair and all that..
f**ken Nob cheese.
