This particular night would be fierce and bloody, and totally awesome… totally O for awesome. The ninjas would require a place of peaceful mediation to take their minds off the ass kicking and mouth punching and throat punching with they knew they would have to deal out. Damokwondo, Foljitsu, Nutsboxing and Ninja-mobile sought out a fake asian garden, it was crappy, but meditation is prerequisite to busting faces. Without it a ninja would totally flip out. Nothing would save tR0n from a totally flipped out ninja… it would have to do.
It was time for action. There was a puff of smoke and the ninjas appeared infront of a building, with Ninja-mobile, looking all badass and sh*t, ready to shin kick and punch out anyone who have gave them a stupid look. Because they knew, in this building their lived about 100 black belt ninjas with all sorts of crazy ninja weapons, but they were all bad. There might as well have been 800 for any sort of chance, they had no chance and had to make their time.
GG _b those guys sucked. Foljitsu was still using his ninja hide skill.
Nutsboxing tried take the boss on his own. Nutboxing is an accomplished ninja, but he hesitated and someone chucked a ninja star in his eye. He shrugged that sh*t off and pulled it out with his teeth, but it looked pretty horrible. There was a huge gash in his eye. It would be ok. Ninjas can heal that sort of thing in a couple of days. But there was still an whole assload of fighting and other cool ninja stuff to do tonight, and Nutboxing needed to be in top ass handing form. So the ninjas found a huge water fountain so Nutboxing could wash all the blood out of his eye.
We took him to a ninja hideout. We know people there. It was safe. They fixed his eye and Nutboxing was totally ninja again.
It was time to reap some ninja reward.
But the authorities of this town didn't take to kindly to such basass ninjas about the place. Outnumbered and all out of smoke bombs, we were escorted to their base of operations - almost without a fight, until Damokwondo heard one of them mumble something unmentionable about his mother. Serious ass kicking and subsequent ass handing took place, until Damokwondo was rushed by a small officer and arrested.
But, the master ninja that he is, Damokwondo was only pretend to be subdued. Indeed, moments later he ninja'd out of his handcuffs and dispatched of his assailants.
They thought we were totally awesome. Totally O for awesome.
