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READ THE RULES

thats exactly what the problem is, now we are running it right. keep to the topics, and for the off topic stuff read the rules before posting.common Jack :banghead:

Anti Road rage Monkey Anti Theft Monkey give me one

haha my misses is a make up artist and training to be a hairdresser and made me into a dirty ginga... i feel violated. now bring on my mullet tommorow ill post that shizzle up :pimp:

cry me a river.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html STUART, Fla. -- A dramatic rescue ended tragically in Stuart, Florida, a rescue so difficult firefighters say they have never seen anything like it. It happened late Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning at the home of a 600-pound woman who was having trouble breathing. Rescuers went in not knowing how difficult it would be to get her out. 40-year-old Gail Grinds was literally stuck to her couch and had to be removed surgically at the hospital. Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years. Martin County Fire amd Rescue crews faced what seemed to be an impossible mission. Everyone going inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air. They tried to cut out the front door, but at four-and-a-half feet wide, it wouldn't work. They had to cut plywood since a normal stretcher wouldn't do. An ambulance was too small, so they brought in a trailer to get her out. While rescue crews came up with a back-door rescue plan, detectives secured what had become a crime scene, questioning family members about how it got so bad. Using planks, they loaded the woman on to the trailer, still attached to the couch. Removing her would be too painful, since her body is grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it must be surgically removed. Detectives are investigating whether they have a case of neglect, or if it is simply a very sad story. Grinds was taken to the Martin Memorial hospital where doctors removed her from the couch, but she died in spite of all the attempts to save her life. thats it im going for a run..

clear markers on the sides yo

replica look alike? maybe N1 kits could sort ya.. never know

women, evil to the end.

I'll second that off topic, if its not constructive or has nothing to do with it, DONT post it up!!i have deleted both of them

never pay first, always pay after you get the goods, unless you a) trust them completly (still dodgy)... pick the goods up directly, if they dont offer this tell em to piss of cause they will be dodgy. c) know where they live so you can either firebomb there house or mack on his / her mum and/or sister untill they give up their goods... if the deal is dodgy tried and true :pimp:

shot andrew, looking pimp like homys now when you fools doing the next sequre D&B mission?

its silly really, its the same old thing with turbo'in a car Fast Reliable Cheap pick two the same as a roading system, Fast Safe pick one, cause we dont inject enough capital into the roading to make both available

hole in one. i mean if they put back all the speeding fines into the roading and saftey it would be BADASS, but no we need to fund helen and her cronies... hmm anger building, sleep time :jap:

sort that sh*t dude, lock tight is your friend

(excuse the offtopicness, but man jack that sh*t cracks me up, my misses was wondering what i was larfing at when i just read that post of yours... bidness)

"you boys are really into it?"- from a guy that actually spent money modifying a CRX..... On topic or the thread is closed.

yo know this mang.those be my seats dawg

see an old favorite Gus and Andy :pimp: So who is Andy high-fiving? read y0!

seriously people, are we on the topic of this bimmer or masty session about other brands of cars, i can see this BS about people stepping around on tip toes not to say sh*t about Hondas, who really cares. Doesnt anyone else find it crack up that a guy with a Honda is a Mod on your fair site? it sure as hell cracks me up. But then i got this because i meet these guys in real life chilled the f**k out and acted normally, and had a phat time, now we bust up and hit the piss... its not about cars al the time ladies. it just gets tiresom when people moan and bitch about what make / model gives them a bigger hard-on, really we should all just get a rota and everything would be great www.rotasport.co.nz y0! up in the hizzouse

see an old favorite Gus and Andy :pimp:

i know i know!! shocked me tooseems my sex life has been apparently "porno".. she didnt seem to mind

What Porn Has Made Me Believe 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly,middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine. 10. All women are noisy ****s. 11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of sh*t out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients’ cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she will only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. and finally... 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip

even whoring the papers now

well at the end of the day im black and my internet cock is the largest of all!