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bhahahahaha

so true, all chumps buy that sh*t

meh, its the american government so its dodgy.. but yea.. it never happened ok everyone

:banghead: he already is a vege..

Damian > Samnuff said.

hmm if you get a performance shop to do it for you then it will be variable at bestwith a turbo the classic line is always true Fast Cheap Reliable pick two. for a reliable medium sized gain, expect around 5-6kish. 10k will get ou a decent set up, but yea man 10-15k will get you a very nice set up best thing to do is to build your own set up, lots of info round, you could do it for around 2-3k for a decent setup but remember its ALL in the tune

"a**hole" as you called me. It was me.... so kiss my ass biznitch!

PWNED!!1!!!ELEVEN!!

ok, this cracked me up so i thought i would share it... This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition. Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English. Artist: Notorious B.I.G. Album: Ready to Die Song: One more chance (remix) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lyrics: First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’ But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever However, I stay coochied down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks TRANSLATION: As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry. Lyrics: And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit TRANSLATION: I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable. Lyrics: Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin’ ya I’m clockin’ ya - Versace shades watchin’ ya Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin TRANSLATION: Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you. Lyrics: First I talk about how I dress and this And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses The sex is just immaculate from the back I get Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the Climax that your man can’t make Call and tell him you’ll be home real late Let’s sing the break TRANSLATION: I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also. Lyrics: She’s sick of that song on how it’s so long Thought he worked his until I handled my biz There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan Schemin’ - don’t bring your girl ‘round me True player for real, ask Puff Daddy TRANSLATION: Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy. Lyrics: You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell She beeped me, meet me at twelve TRANSLATION: Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight. Lyrics: Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes? While I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke Right stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke Death stroke - tongue all down her throat Nuthin’ left to do but send her home to you I’m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo? TRANSLATION: You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence. Lyrics: So, what’s it gonna be? Him or me? We can cruise the world with pearls Gator boots for girls The envy of all women, crushed linen Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in ‘em The finest women I love with a passion Ya man’s a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin’ TRANSLATION: The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate. Lyrics: High fashion - flyin’ into all states. Sexin’ me while your man masturbates. Isn’t this great? Your flight leaves at eight. Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds. Lyrically I’m supposed to represent. I’m not only the client, I’m the player president TRANSLATION: You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o’clock. I’ll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

i like to think about the possibilty that god does not exist, and if he does he probably doesnt like me, in all possiblity he hates me, f**k God, f**k redemption, if we are his unwanted children SO BE IT! I like to think about the actual possiblity that god cannot exist, and the theory of evil.. gid cannot be all loveing all powerful and all knowing at once.. if you want to discuss this ask below, if not leave it .. a mate who is hardcore got me real into thinking about the theory of free will and the lack thereof, this is also good to think about as im quite versed in biology and physiology. Another of the noodle cookers i like to think about is the quantum physics problem that there always needs to be an observer, so therefore you are unable to die, as this would break the rule that there needs to be an observer (ie you) but the thing is others can watch you die.. hmm ill try an example.. you get a knife and stab it in your chest others around you watch you fall down and die, but you will never die, you will always miraculasly survive... thing is how do you prove it, as everyone around you (in that particular dimension) will see you die... but yea other stuff too... get me on rapture and ill talk to you till dawn!

make sure you post in the correct forum :finger:

ok first things first. do research on what the hell you want first!! remember the cash you throw away on this could be put towards something better, but then thats half the fun isnt it?... sounds like you reallly havent given much thought to what engine you want. my advise would for the cost / hp benifet a turbo would be a 10x better option. but then again i also own a honda so what would i know :mosh:

very very simple, take it to a mech and they will most likely do it for you for free, or tell you how, on a honda its like 6 bolts and away you go, sometimes you need a new seal though : /

my misses was so stoned when the pizza guy came that she crawled to the door and got the pizza sitting down hahah messed

so why point out other peoples 'unhelpful' comments when your doing it yourself because im a mod and im telling you to think about posting first!!

what was the point in that post dude? that gave no help AT ALL, you wernt even trying to be funny or anything...gah !!

well if you went to homy it might have

im just saying for that price you could have played it smart and got some extras. but you didnt. your loss

i do, whenever i want it to rain.. then it does. and then theres tears and fists aimed skyward, then homy calls and asks if ive been cleaning my car cause its raining.... and i say yes. then he crys cause its the same for him. then theres drinking and excessive drug use, then the fighting and maming. moral = dont wash your car.

try and get my paint from honda and get ready to bend over..homy hooked me up and yes the paint in imacculate, no used parts were on mine i got my NEW cyber rear fitted and painted....seriously your insurance co got played.

nope just older, thats all.

3.5k for a buff damn that was more than my car to be resprayed, get a 'NEW' rear cyber bumper and have rear end damage fixed at the same time!!! and i got 200 change from that 3.5k for piss and ladies too! you got bent over and slammed for that cash even though its payed insurance wise

shot.

so then you like cars to have a chassis and for wheels then?because we all know panels on a car are for aesthetics only.. really, not for aerodynamics because the sheer weight of them outweighs the aerodynamic benifit. your a stunna

... sell out? how are you selling out when you get a replica kit? care if its not a mtech original... as long as he doesnt bust round with m badges and tell everyone it is then good on him, get that sh*t. but when you pose as something it aint... homosex ensues. but getting a replica instead of the real thing... if its half price, looks the same and does the same job... your a chump to pay the full price really