A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with
one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered,
"I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the
third grade and
I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third
grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's
office. While Harry
waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the
situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give
the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
back to the first
grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the
conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells
her, "I think Harry
can go to the third grade." Ms Brooks says to the
principal, "Let me ask
him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.
1. Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
Harry, after a moment "Legs."
2. Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do
not have?"
Harry: "Pockets."
3. Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
4. Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut"
5. Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer,
Harry was taking charge. Harry: "Bubblegum"
6. Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer...
Harry: "Shake hands".
7. Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?"
Harry: "Yep".
8. Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up.
I get wet before you do".
Harry: "Tent"
9. Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you're bored.
The best man always has me first".
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding Ring"
10. Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you
blow me, you feel good"
Harry: "Nose"
11. Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with
quiver".
Harry: "Arrow"
12. Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the
teacher, "Send
Harry to university, I got all 12 questions wrong myself!"
ladies.
West is best Hazza, west is best.
