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  1. pjay

    Work related rant

    I got it... I should explain what I got. Im assuming they want links to replays of each episode of "wind up your wife" ? And because its an ongoing thing, 10 episode links at a time would be enough Thats what I understand.. Now if you want a rant.. Some people need motherf**king listen skills start >> run "now type in CMD, charlie mike delta" "ok... CND" "no, no M. M for mike" "windows cannot find CND" "i said CMD, can you please type CMD. C for Charlie, M for Mike, D for Delta" "yes that's what i typed" "CMD is an abbreviation of command.. so M for mike, matthew, millions of mighty mice" "aaaaahhh. Mike.. not NIKE" "yes" So we made it to the CMD prompt window "type ipconfig" "I....T..." "no, no. P for Papa" "ok I.. T..." "Ok no. I for India, P for Papa or Peter or Pumpkin. C for charlie. O for oscar. N for November. F for Foxtrot. I for India. G for Golf" "ipconfig" "yes" "nothing happens it just goes back to the same line i was typing on" "i.p.c.o.n.f.i.g?" "yeah i.p.c.o.n.s.i.g" "omgffswtfiswrongwithyou" gggggrrrr
  2. I personally think 8.5k is a fair asking price. The km's aren't high. Adjustable koni shocks aren't cheap, coupe w/ leather, chipped, v/ tasteful mods. Buy it
  3. f**k. Controlling a manji like that is insane!!! I like how he doesnt barely use a handbrake. Real control there
  4. Solid strut braces, or hinged?
  5. Hence why I said if I was the owner.. As in getting every dollar I possibly could. If there are receipt's for a brand new engine... Then as the owner I would price at 20. Feel free to negotiate as a buyer
  6. pjay

    E46 328ci

    Nah dont buy em. I want them
  7. Haha I remember those TBags that had strings to squeeze them. They were handy. Are they still around?
  8. +1 For Bell. I didn't drink it much until I met this English Girl. Think she drinks more tea than Water!
  9. If its a Genuine new Engine. Id look at 20 if I was the owner Have a plate you may be interested in if you purchase this car. PM me if interested [ 328 CI ]
  10. pjay

    Funny Mc Funnies

    Some Interesting Body Statistics It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.. . ************************************************** *One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ************************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." ************************************************** Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." ************************************************** A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
  11. And then you're like f**k you and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS
  12. Lol yeah I remember the crying when you were putting the angel eyes on. Some people
  13. You have a buckled rim mate. Thats where my money is. If your brakes shudder a bit, buclked rotor
  14. pjay

    Boy Racers cont.

    Funny thing is, read any of her other articles and you probably wont like her. First article shes struck home with me on
  15. Cant have cookie without tea
  16. Bagged and manual. Easy to change the tail lights and put on proper tyres, and chuck black tints on Thats car with a few changes = Win
  17. I prefer the term... Trademe ninja
  18. http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/C...n-197341583.htm
  19. pjay

    Boy Racers cont.

    I didn't post it to have everyone start talking about it again. Just thought it was a good read.. Gosh
  20. pjay

    The food topic.

    Bravo Wins. Bacon +1 Anything my mum makes is win too Seafood is lose. Shellfish especially
  21. pjay

    Tuesday funny

    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of aMan on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a Swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news And so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money......
  22. God nothing happens in NZ does it. The media is reporting on... stamps...
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