Mark 178 Report post Posted October 28, 2007 - Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. - At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. - One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. - Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. - You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. - Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. - You never know where to look when eating a banana. - You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. - The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. - Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush - It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. - Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. - Old ladies can eat more than you think. - You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braeden320 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2007 Hahaha..Very Cool!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lordandrevv 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2007 dude, you have to much spare time at work! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drifty325i 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2007 Haha thats pretty good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tire 10 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 - Bricks are horrible to carry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 When someone watches you driving a nail you will always miss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 - It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. Too true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLLIE 26 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 i have soup for a cup in a bowl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mavrick 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Another awkward moment is when you're talking to someone, then when you say goodbye you both turn to walk off in the same direction......someone will always end up walking faster than normal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rick James Report post Posted October 29, 2007 i have soup for a cup in a bowl Good england Ollie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cale 36 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Hahaha, love the awkwardness ones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nz320i 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Haha awkward lift conversations getting to the office, don't you love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Infestus 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Hahaha Everyone single one of those things is so true! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwi535 538 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. thats the scariest one tho...... or is it the realisation that you have realised..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efirty 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 "Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush" Out of the 7 guys that i work with, 5 of us have admitted to this! Amazing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve R 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 haha that was a good laugh, so true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30kingpin 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Haha thats so funny. Very true too. Watercooler talk is always awkward.... Yea soooo ahh hows it going? Um yea... good mate, good. oh cups full. c yah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EuroBoy 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 I considered making a cup-of-soup in a bowl today, but didn't for some reason. Interesting... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotwire 352 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 I considered making a cup-of-soup in a bowl today, but didn't for some reason. Interesting... Not supersticious are we Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
