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- Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

- At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

- One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

- Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

- You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

- Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

- You never know where to look when eating a banana.

- You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

- The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

- Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush

- It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

- Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

- Old ladies can eat more than you think.

- You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

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- Bricks are horrible to carry

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When someone watches you driving a nail you will always miss.

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- It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Too true

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i have soup for a cup in a bowl

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Another awkward moment is when you're talking to someone, then when you say goodbye you both turn to walk off in the same direction......someone will always end up walking faster than normal.

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Haha awkward lift conversations getting to the office, don't you love it

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You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

thats the scariest one tho......

or is it the realisation that you have realised.....

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"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush"

Out of the 7 guys that i work with, 5 of us have admitted to this! :unsure:

Amazing :lol:

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Haha thats so funny. Very true too.

Watercooler talk is always awkward.... Yea soooo ahh hows it going? Um yea... good mate, good. oh cups full. c yah

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I considered making a cup-of-soup in a bowl today, but didn't for some reason. Interesting...

Not supersticious are we <_<

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