School 1977 vs. School 2007

[greenday-rulz21 6]

Got forwarded this from a mate.

School 1977 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands

and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and

arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as

evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and

both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary

conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet

sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other

students.

1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of

the

best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to

death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because

Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his

Dad gives him the slipper.

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to

college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is

removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that

she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a

promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the

smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for

drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.

1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group.

Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English

a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association

files class action lawsuit against state school system and his

English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is

given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living

because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them

in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1977 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with

perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings

are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's

dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His

teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her

job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of

therapy. Becomes gay.

[m_power 0]

So so true.

Too add to the first one they also try to kill each other!

Edited January 31, 2008 by E30-IS

[jpp 0]

Just remember, we are the way we are today because of those before us. Fookers.

[camera doctor 25]

Excellent

Funny , but unfortunatly rings true .... Gee I hate Political Correctness

It will be the death of the 'Age of the Motrorcar'

[Driftit 2080]

Vote me as your dictator. I will make sure nothing is ever PC.

[mark247 39]

Kinda true but very over the top.

[Nobimmer 694]

Aint it the truth. And it sucks.

[bmw.maniac 1]

Something like this happened at my High School a few years ago, and the result was exactly like is said.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the

smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for

drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Also, the police bought sniffer dogs through the entire school, and the BOT passed a policy of making random drug testing allowed if requested by the Principal.

And this from a Decile 7 state school!

[Braeden320 0]

Haha a good laugh

[Greg111 13]

Agree, very true, typical way of life, change. (For better or worse).

[Driftit 2080]

Agree, very true, typical way of life, change. (For better or worse).

Lol Kind of like marriage from what I hear.

[Greg111 13]

Lol Kind of like marriage from what I hear.

Haha you could be right there.

[alex 0]

So true, funny but kind of disturbing realising the change!