Woman As Explained By Engineers

[tibbs.james 1]

So true....

[tire 10]

Laughing out loud

[cainchapman 0]

Well derived argument.

However, he's a mathematician, not an Engineer.

[Sammy J 1]

haha so true

[Braeden320 0]

Seen it before, Still good

[greenday-rulz21 4]

[bravo 34]

Well derived argument.

However, he's a mathematician, not an Engineer.

Correct. The engineers one goes more like this:

[martyyn 2]

Errrr....doesnt time AND money equate to time + money and not time x money ?

[Creaver 55]

Errrr....doesnt time AND money equate to time + money and not time x money ?

yes, but then it wouldnt be as funny right? lol...stop being so smart Penry.

[bravo 34]

Unless you are dealing with probabilities martin, then you multiply for AND and add for OR.

[Nic325i 0]

Errrr....doesnt time AND money equate to time + money and not time x money ?

The first line is often written something like "Finding a good woman is the product of time and money"

[Creaver 55]

The first line is often written something like "Finding a good woman is the product of time and money"

touche'

[Gus 5]

Any man who trys to make women make sense in an linear equation is a lunatic...they will forever and always be beyond male comprehension

[cainchapman 0]

And this is what you get when you break them down chemically.

Chemistry of women

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

Woman--Chemical Analysis

ELEMENT: Woman

SYMBOL: WO+

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MAKE: Accepted as 110 lb. but known to vary from 100 to

550 pounds

OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film

2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason

3. Melts if given special treatment

4. Bitter if incorrectly used

5. Found in various stages ranging from virgin metal to

common ore

6. Yields to pressure if applied to correct points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and

precious stones

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for

no known reason

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by

saturation with alcohol

5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation

TASTE:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural

state

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands

2. Illegal to possess more than one at the same time

[topless 7]

and here I have been thinking that a woman was just a life support system for a fanny all these years.. just shows how wrong one can be!!

[bravo 34]

Oldie, but true: