*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Well, what on the God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus," says the Irishman. "BMW thinks of everything." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuen 16 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 Love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30plz 1 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M325is 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 Nice!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 good show old chap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 good show old chap "OLD" ?? I'll jam ya bloody bike spokes grasshopper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 dont break a hip granddad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
btccm3 1 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 (edited) whale oil beef oct say it aloud you'll get it Edited July 11, 2008 by btccm3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
btccm3 1 Report post Posted July 11, 2008 just i case u confuzzled whale oil beef oct well ill be fu#*ked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allan 295 Report post Posted July 12, 2008 Nice one. will have to remember that and tell it on the golf course. Are you getting that old crap to Glen hahahaha! youngest daughter came out with it the other day over a song she heard and I was able to tell her what it was. Her reply was your and old fuddie duddie dad I just ignored it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emily-mouse 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 "BMW thinks of everything." Haha. Yeah...Pity they didn't think of putting cup holders in some of them. Bah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simke 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Haha. Yeah...Pity they didn't think of putting cup holders in some of them. Bah. I actually like the fact that mine doesn't have them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creaver 55 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 I actually like the fact that mine doesn't have them You're a very wierd man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Haha. Yeah...Pity they didn't think of putting cup holders in some of them. Bah. If you don't drink & drive.....you don't need them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted July 16, 2008 mmmm mcdonalds hot chocolates. i have a cupholder most of the time. Her names Amy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex 693 Report post Posted July 16, 2008 I spilt hot coffee all over myself whilst trying to drive the 320 last week, was very unhappy. Im waiting on the new Bluetooth cup holder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted July 16, 2008 bluetooth cup holder??? huh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted July 16, 2008 bluetooth cup holder??? huhFor puting your blue teeth into. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
