*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 "Little Johnny Joke " > > One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. > > He opened the door to see his mom bent over the > > dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and > > gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. > > > > After business was finished, Dad went to check on little Johnny. He > > opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and > > little Johnny going at it behind her. > > > > Dad yelled, " Johnny , what the bloody hell are you doing?!?" > > > > > > > Little Johnny replied: "It's not so bloody funny when it's your mom, is it?!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex 693 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 Nice one Glenn. Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagle 1655 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 A teacher asked her 3rd form class how many of them were Clark fans. Not really knowing what an Clark fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Clark fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Clark fan?" Johnny said, "Because I like National ." The teacher asked him why he like National Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom like National and my Dad likes National , so I like National ." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, What would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Labour fan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
