Wednesday Funny

[briancol 3]

HOW MANY HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Diocesan -1. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her

Papakura -2. one to change the bulb and the other to figure out how to get high from the first

St Kentigerns -None. They're all too arrogant at first to notice that its dark, and even when they spot a hole they just put their penis in it.

St Cuthberts -1. She'll call the maintenance staff because there is no way she's going to do any manual labor.

Kings - 71 - one to change it and 70 to protect them from the bad people over the fence

Epsom Girls-five. one to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times

Otahuhu -5. Four to break into the store and steal the bulb and one to install it.

Macauley -None. Its too unsafe for pregnant girls to do such a dangerous task.

Henderson -10. one to change the bulb, one to call the dealer and eight to have a session while they wait.

Waitakere -None. Everything that hasn't been welded down was flogged long ago.

Metro -None. Everyone is either suspended or wagging school.

Carmel -None. They only have to give head to the Rosmini boys and its done for them.

Mt Albert -4. one to change the bulb and three to count how many times he talks about rugby or screwing someones mother.

St Pauls- none, they dont have light bulbs in the islands au!

Selwyn -none, whats the point in lighting a classroom when no one goes to class?

Howick- the whole school- all they ever want is a screw!

Green Bay- none, no one can read the instructions on how to do it

Auckland Grammer School - 101 + 1 teacher - 1 to actually change the bulb, a teacher to assess his performance and another 100 students to measure and rate him against.

Sacred Heart - 2 + 1 Brother + 1 lawyer - 1 Polynesian import to change the bulb, 1 white kid to explain how to him, the Brother to molest them both and the lawyer to ensure that it all stays 'hush, hush' and the school's reputation is in no way adversely affected.

Takapuna Grammar School: 45 + a riot squad to defend the local neighbourhood when binge drinking students discover the light bulbs are more effective as weapons while at the local out-of-control Shore party that is enevitable come the weekend.

Kristin: None, the light from their personal laptops lights up the room just fine.

Rangitoto: 100 + a team policing unit + parents - 100 kids to use the dark as an excuse to steal their parents alcohol, have a party and trash the house. A team policing unit to break up the party and arrest them. Parents to vehemently deny that their precious darlings would do such a thing.

Westlake Girls: None - the staff at the abortion clinics do that sort of thing

Westlake Boys: None they would use the dark as an opportunity to do something latently homo-erotic.

[e30plz 1]

Ahahaha, Lol @ Westlake Boys

[westy 614]

Haha.

But you forgot one,

Long bay: Light bulb? What lightbulb. Pass that joint.

[Tomo 0]

Hahaha college stereotypes are so funny, and most often true (im ex rangi)

Edited October 7, 2008 by Tomo

[Cale 36]

Haha, so true!

[greenday-rulz21 4]

Wheres Western Springs?!? Probably actually a good thing its not there.

Western Springs College represent!

[hbmonkeyman 0]

Haha It's so true. I Know the Waitakere and Howick ones from experience lol

[Mark 178]

I guess this is funny if you're from Auckland. Must be true what they say about you JAFA's... nothing exists past the Bombays.

[Jeddy 0]

I guess this is funny if you're from Auckland. Must be true what they say about you JAFA's... nothing exists past the Bombays.

Don't worry theres been a chch one around for ages

Hornby High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out

how to

get high off the old one.

St Bedes - None. They're all too drunk to notice and even when they're sober if they spot a hole they just put their willy in it.

Girls High - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.

Hillmorton - None. That place looks better in the dark.

Riccarton - Six. One to change it but only after the other five have found an interpreter to translate the English instructions.

Burnside High - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest.

Christ's College - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get a girl, get a Christ's boy".

Avonside - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times.

Linwood High - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globe and one to install it.

Villa Maria - None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such a dangerous task.

Papanui High - 10. One to change the bulb. One to call their dealer and eight to have a session why they wait.

Aranui High - None. Because there would probably be no light bulb to change

Hagley - None. Everyone is either suspended or bunking (including the teachers).

Boys High - Two, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.

Marian - None. They only have to give head to the Shirley boys and it's done for them.

Rangiora High - None. Electricity has yet to make it out that far.

St Thomas's - Four. One to change the bulb, three to count how many times he mentions rugby and f^$%king someones mother.

Middleton Grange - None. The Butler can do it.

Cashmere High - None. They dont care about the bulb. they would rather take a drag.

Lincoln High - three - one to change it and two to hold the sheep still so he can stand on it.

Shirley Boys - None. They're too busy covertly breaking the bulbs over at Marian so they can get head.