Funniest Article ever seen on Stuff.co.nz

[Jammasterjames 0]

'It's all white here' Dunedin tells Windies

The Press | Thursday, 20 November 2008

"It's all white here" will be the slogan greeting the West Indian cricket team when it arrives in Dunedin next month.

I wanna see their faces (expecially Chris Gayle's) when they get off tha plane...

[M325is 0]

I don't see what the problem is, they chant at "All Black" at the rugby, why should it be different for the All Whites.

Fckin Bullshit if they protest it.

[Mark 178]

I don't see what the problem is, they chant at "All Black" at the rugby, why should it be different for the All Whites.

Fckin Bullshit if they protest it.

Everyone the world over knows the All Blacks and the fact they get their name from dressing in "all black"

"It's all white here" is just too obscure. When I first read it I thought why on earth did they choose that slogan? It certainly wasn't immediately obvious to me that they were talking about cricket whites and encouraging everyone to wear white to the games!

Regardless of whether the slogan will be seen as racist by the West Indians (and I think it will), it is still the worst slogan I've heard in a long time!

[Eagle 1676]

Yeah slogan is pretty bad. If they interpret it as racist they wouldn't be the first to have a cry over nothing.

[briancol 3]

Regardless of whether the slogan will be seen as racist by the West Indians (and I think it will), it is still the worst slogan I've heard in a long time!

I wonder how much the Dunedin City Council paid for someone to come up with that slogan?

[BMW POWER 2]

I wonder how much the Dunedin City Council paid for someone to come up with that slogan?

Bout as much as they pay for stadiums and Chinese Gardens haha

[CamB 48]

Nah this is the funniest article ever on Stuff. A Jack Russell terrier - oh the humanity.

Man caught with penis in pasta jar

Friday, 21 November 2008

A man caught near New South Wales's Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20kmh car chase, has had his day in court.

Newcastle police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action.

But seriously. I couldn't write something that funny!

- Nobby's Hill

- top speed of 20kph

- batons and capsicum spray

- pleasuring ... while wrestling

- home made sex aid (is that the jar? or something else?)

- that terrier...

[Jamez 2147483647]

Nah this is the funniest article ever on Stuff. A Jack Russell terrier - oh the humanity.

But seriously. I couldn't write something that funny!

- Nobby's Hill

- top speed of 20kph

- batons and capsicum spray

- pleasuring ... while wrestling

- home made sex aid (is that the jar? or something else?)

- that terrier...

HAHAHA i would need my genitals in a jar if i were being chased by the cops

but seriously, how do you think that up

[e30plz 1]

Hahaha I heard that on the radio the other day,

A jar of pasta sauce.. Nice..