*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted December 4, 2008 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, > > > > > > > 'No, I'm your son's teacher. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted December 4, 2008 Haha epic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lbirgel 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2008 lol classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted December 4, 2008 Ooooooohhhhh Wet Celery Ooooooohhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zenetti 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2008 haha an oldie but a goodie.......still makes me laugh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted December 4, 2008 haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLACK DORIS 9 Report post Posted December 5, 2008 another old one... A very elderly couple are at the doctors for the husbands medical. At the end of the examination the doctor tells the husband, sir -we require a feces, urine and semen sample for further testing. The old guy turns to his wife and says -what did he say? She replies - he wants you to leave your underware at reception... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
