Tuesdays funny

[*Glenn* 854]

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

' This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now. '

' Yes, I remember him as a baby ' says the other mother cheerfully.

' He ' s a martyr now though ' mum confides.

' Oh, so sad dear ' says the other.

' And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21 '

' Oh, I remember him, ' says the other happily, ' he had such curly hair when he was born. '

' He ' s a martyr too ' says mum quietly.

' Oh, gracious me ... ' Says the other.

' And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18, she whispers. '

' Yes ' says the friend enthusiastically, ' I remember when he first started school '

' He ' s a martyr also, ' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

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Edited January 12, 2009 by *Glenn*

[Greg111 13]

Come on Glenn, not very PC.....haha ohwell still funny!

[*Glenn* 854]

Come on Glenn, not very PC.....haha ohwell still funny!

Greg...its not like suicide bombing is an occupation. Most Arab & Muslim people dont condone these radical type people.

[Greg111 13]

Greg...its not like suicide bombing is an occupation. Most Arab & Muslim people dont condone these radical type people.

Ha i was joking.

[briancol 3]

One thing about Blokes from Australia is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up a terrorist prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one Australian's life, then I have just three things to say,'

'Red is positive,

Black is negative, and

Make sure his nuts are wet.'

[E30 325i Rag-Top 2959]

Two muslim women are out clothes shopping for new Bhurkas.

First one comes out of the changing room and says to the other.....

"does my bomb look big in this?"