briancol 3 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 Last week at Wellington I checked into my hotel for the week and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call. 'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?' She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antallica 15 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 (edited) Haha! That's mint. Edited January 18, 2009 by Antallica Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uhlsta 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 Quality! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cale 36 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 Bwahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg111 13 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 (edited) Haha very good. Edited January 18, 2009 by Greg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
byza213 1 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 did you press 9? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 did you press 9?Silly question, of course I did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg111 13 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 Silly question, of course I did.At the next Hotel though aye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 Which motel you using next Monday afternoon Brian ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 Which motel you using next Monday afternoon Brian ??? You'll have to follow me to find that out Glenn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 34 Report post Posted January 19, 2009 Wouldn't surprise me a single bit if that story were true Brian. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted January 19, 2009 Wouldn't surprise me a single bit if that story were true Brian. Are you insinuating that perhaps I have quoted a real life experiance of mine Graham, or did this happen to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
