pjay 8 Report post Posted February 16, 2009 Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of aMan on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a Swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news And so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JBimmer 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2009 Oh.. oh dear... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted February 17, 2009 o for orsum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted February 17, 2009 speechless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boost Junky 1 Report post Posted February 17, 2009 Haha classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted February 17, 2009 Comedy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
