briancol 3 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Remember Cliff and Norm, the two barflys from the TV show "Cheers?" Well this is Cliff's theory and I don't think I've heard the concept explained any better than this. 'Well you see Norm, it's like this...................... A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
camera doctor 25 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Classic !!! LUV IT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucan 196 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 haha this is awesome, its def going on the wall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cale 36 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Haha! I like that man's thinking! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 he speaks the truth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 This means that I can indulge my favourite hobby of drinking knowing full well that I am improving my IQ. Einstein, your days are numbered, make way for me!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmarco 56 Report post Posted March 13, 2009 I live by that theory. In fact, I shall be increasing my IQ with an appearance at the beer festival tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted March 13, 2009 I like beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuen 16 Report post Posted March 13, 2009 Fantastic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boost Junky 1 Report post Posted March 13, 2009 Ok now im confused..... I was giving up drinking but now I dunno? You my friend may have changed my mind haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_BRS_ 209 Report post Posted March 13, 2009 Ok now im confused..... I was giving up drinking but now I dunno? You my friend may have changed my mind hahaLuke you say you are giving up drinking like every day during the week! Then roll around Saturday night and the drinks will be going down a treat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boost Junky 1 Report post Posted March 13, 2009 Blair SHhhhhh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alex 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2009 Got that email today, very classic ! excellent theory ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
