pjay 8 Report post Posted April 15, 2009 Comments allegedly made on under-performing students' report cards by teachers in New York City. * Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. * I would not allow this student to breed. * Your child has delusions of adequacy. * Your son is depriving some village of an idiot. * Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. * The student has a 'full six pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. * This child has been working with glue too much. * When your daughter's IQ hits 50, she should sell. * The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. * If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. * It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. * The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. (Source: Ebaum's World) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg111 13 Report post Posted April 15, 2009 Haha, truth hurts sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jordyboy2 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2009 * I would not allow this student to breed. A Classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Driftit 2078 Report post Posted April 15, 2009 Haha awesome. Good to see a non PC qoute to get the truth home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bimmer boy 21 Report post Posted April 15, 2009 Hahaha thats pretty good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted April 15, 2009 sounds like my report card, "James is the most economical student i have taught in the fact that he does no work but still manages to pass" that was 5th form 7th form is James seems distracted and hence does not concentrate during class, his results mimic this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
