Are women born this way?

[sp8s 1]

They teach em young huh

http://www.snotr.com/video/2630

[jordyboy2 0]

Shes an arabic translator

[Guest FrantiC]

hahaha crack up

[bravo 34]

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM

machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their

vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures

outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been

developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its

excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the

inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the

slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

[Driftit 1991]

Sounds just like my sister Bravo. But she would have to repeat steps 1 and 2 at least 3 or 4 times.

[Apex 693]

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

That’s quite good… quite true to.

I am constantly face palming due to the massive ordeal the missus turns even the smallest mundane thing into.

I have a wallet. My wallet contains cash, a EFTPOS cars, my licence, business cards and a flybuys card. If I was to ask the missus to locate all these items it would take here at least four hours.

[crazyarab 6]

Shes an arabic translator

HAHAHA

Such a cute baby!