laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2009 Just read this line on trademe "Heading on vacation to Vegas in two weeks so being ruthless and selling all the wife's excess baggage to help on the blackjack tables." Haha classic. Anyone got some humorous ones? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted September 2, 2009 Not a for sale one liner, but my fave pickup I overheard from a mate. He pulled her in the end too. "Want to dance" "No.." "Oh I'm sorry I think you misheard me. I said I think your ass looks fat in them jeans." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joshnz 2 Report post Posted September 2, 2009 Not a for sale one liner, but my fave pickup I overheard from a mate. He pulled her in the end too. "Want to dance" "No.." "Oh I'm sorry I think you misheard me. I said I think your ass looks fat in them jeans." Hahahah, so using that tomorrow night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted September 2, 2009 Hahahah, so using that tomorrow night If you used that one Josh, you'd have more chance at getting a black eye than getting laid Try:.... "those jeans look really hot on you...they'd look even better on the floor next to my bed" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted September 2, 2009 That's too old skool Glenn. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. A man is in a bar with an old mate from uni. They haven't seen each other in a while so are catching up at the bar. A hot blonde saunters up to the bar and orders a drink. One of the men turns around and says "Hey babe, you're looking hot tonight. Want to go back to my place and f**k?" The blonde slaps the man in the face and says "As if - jerk!" The other man is a bit shocked by all this, but thinks it's funny to see his old mate get slapped by the blonde. He asks his friend "Why'd you say that to her?" His mate responds - "I always use that line. I prefer the bold approach". The friend ponders this for a second and says "You must get slapped alot!" His buddy replies "Yeah, but I get f**ked alot too." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted September 3, 2009 ^^Bahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingkarl 136 Report post Posted September 4, 2009 me: "how much does a polar bear weigh?" her: "what are you on about?... I don't know." me: "enough to break the ice." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ari Gold Report post Posted September 6, 2009 Nice f**k, wanna shoes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huff3r 347 Report post Posted September 6, 2009 Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Cos that would explain you're face! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moktar 7 Report post Posted September 10, 2009 "Do you like whales? ,Cuz i gota hump-back at my place" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikal 4 Report post Posted September 10, 2009 "Ever tripped over a log?... How 'bout a root?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted September 10, 2009 Got any [insert ethnic race here] in you? No, Want some? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
