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ainsleywainsley

1 day ago

i like female bogans cos theyre always up for a root

bahahahahahaha!

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my mate proposed to his girlfriend during the AC/DC concert, that's bogan as lol

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ok the burn out video and the stubbie video both had me in the isle!! I like how right at the end of one some one says "thats how you do it on the west side" :-) LOL!!

ok so stubbies are rediculas short shorts worn by westys and also a can of beer...

jandles are rubber sandles here (straps or no straps) as well as thongs and a swandri is some kind of jacket ...

the more I learn the more I'm going to like it there! it's pure entertainment! plese tell me that no one really wears stubbies anymore..... (lol @ comes in brown and a one size too small... lol)

ok any suggestion of things I should know?

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stubbies are still worn everywhere here in CHCH haha

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Did we get apic of a Swandri?

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Also, someone should probably explain 'taking the piss' to him.

Edited by westy

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Does anyone else find the kiwi sense of humour funnier when it's being viewed by a non-kiwi? Or do I just think I'm funnier than i am. Don't answer that.

A stubbie is actually a short bottle of beer - I don't know where the f**k a can of beer is called a stubbie.

Swandri's are woolen jackets usually with a tartan design.

Thongs is the Aussie word for jandals.

The etymology of the word is "Japanese Sandals".

And these days Sandals are "Safety Jandals".

Westies aren't the only ones who wear stubbies. They are often worn at cricket matches as part of the uniform of the "beige brigade", and by my dad. Although he prefers blue denim or forest green rather than brown. Stubbies are traditionally worn "one size too small" to emphasise a mans endowment, but commonly seen two sizes too small with the sack hanging out (once again - my dad).

He especially likes to drink stubbies in his stubbies.

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^ 10x more awesome now I realise Jermaine is the narrator.

Edited by Quailboy

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LOL!! this stuff is great!

westy those jackets are terrible looking!!!... looks like a Scotts man threw up (got sick I think is your term)

Bravo, I'm lovin all this stuff! there is a lot here that is a lot more fun to explain than it is to live with because of ordinarity Jandles makes a lot more sense....

so stubbies are still predominate for the older generation or do you guys wear them too (I am assuming that you all are younger like me (24)) also would I have to buy a pair or can I get away with it because I'll have a "funny accent"

Thanks again guys, I'm still laughing about stubbies.... and thinking about bravo's dad made me a little made me a little queasy

Next questions are:

is L&p a beer?

yes some one please tell me what "taking the piss" means my curiosity has been piqued!!

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Taking the piss is basically what we've been doing this whole thread ha.

Finding humour at someone elses expense.

Threw up could be; barfed, puked, chucked, hurled, chundered etc etc.

Stubbies shorts aren't common attire any more, been a long time since I wore a pair.

L@P is a lemon flavoured fizzy drink (carbonated). World famous in NZ.

And heres another Swanndri since ya like so much.

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Oh, and Bravo's not exaggerating ha.

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ok so this is a thread where I'm going to ask stupid questions, feel free to beat me up a little when there really stupid :-)

ok first one...

what the heck is a bogan?

Thanks guys :-)

Your user name should be F.N.G

You on r3v perchance?

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Ari gold

LOL at FNG good one!!

and I dabble in R3V but mostly just a lurker...

phatputer, nice link thank you :-)

antil33t

I understand that I could get all these answers on my own but I appreciate the uniquely kiwi view on the subject matter, as well as it seems to be a good time for everyone...

Westy

LOL at Chundered!! I have never heard that before!!

that swandri doesn't look as bad as those other ones... but with stubbies <_< .... IDK

on stubbies I'm totally relieved that that is not a current fashion trend :D

alrighty so fashon outta the way it's coming into summer about now for you all, which means...

Caravans (motorhome)

jandles :)

what are some things you guys like to do...

F.G.

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Drink, do burnouts, and drive my cars like I stole them.

(not particularly in that order)

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Nice sounds like a typical American weekend....

BTW WTF are manskins? (I was watching more L&p commercials...)

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on stubbies I'm totally relieved that that is not a current fashion trend :D

ive got a pair on right now, no jokes

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Budgey smugglers I guess?

otherwise undies.

Summer day? Sit around in stubbies and jandals drinking double brown and comparing each others mullets.

Edited by Quailboy

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^^^^^ LOLz Cale

Summer-beach,bbq,beer,holidays,roadtripping esp u have an RV-& it is mandatory to piss off the other traffic by travelling slowly & never pulling over haha.

Daylight saving ftw

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- NZ Farmers.

Yep NZ Summer days are drinking, bbq, relaxing, beach/surfing :D ahhh how I miss it...

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