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Aside from "wide-on" the other one I heard from a pottymouth ex was "creamin'"

ergo... "When I saw that E34 I creamed my panties"

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Oh come on, no one creams their panties over a e34.

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Oh come on, no one creams their panties over a e34.

BAHAHA!!

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Must have had a can of whipped cream onboard, cause there ain't no way an E34 could do that..

OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

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These all come a distant second to Feltching.

Dont google it....just dont.

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Guest Simon*

I'm gonna pretend to be hurt ;)

But evidential back seat stains would suggest otherwise :lol:

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Bahahaha love when mods talk dirty...

I <3 bimmersport 4 lyf ^_^

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I stand corrected :)

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Guest Simon*

Another fave is "merkin"

An essential item this Halloween - especially when dressing as a Scotsman

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I'm gonna pretend to be hurt ;)

But evidential back seat stains would suggest otherwise :lol:

That wasn't a her.

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OK and on a more personal note - current GF is a teacher at a Catholic girls' school

She got asked in a Sex-ed class ... "Miss, what's a rainbow kiss?"

From the mouth of a 15 year old. Google that you smutty f**kers! :D

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You shouldn't have owned up to that - people are gonna' talk

Let them talk.

Also, there was a Scots at my bro-in-laws wedding who took the traditional wearing of a kilt rather seriously, as witness later that evening.

Much to the mother-in-laws delight.

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Farkin hell I go out with the missus to do the weekly shoppin and the threads on the 3rd page and now I don't want to eat my tea , thanks :P

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Farkin hell I go out with the missus to do the weekly shoppin and the threads on the 3rd page and now I don't want to eat my tea , thanks :P

lol were u going to have steak tonight?... i will google this when i get home. Sounds like work wouldnt like the google results. haha

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