JaseNZ 53 Report post Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) Here is an interesting one. You may have seen I purchased a new mtech steering wheel from the states for a total cost of $575 to the door. The missus is saying are you f*cking crazy spending that amount on a bloody steering wheel. My reply was yeah but BMW here quoted me $1050 so I am getting it for half the price so I had to get it, Just like you said the other day Oh I bought some new shoes today they were only $380 but they were 40% off so I would have been stupid not to get them. At this point she did not know what to say and just said fair enough. hehehehehehe Edited January 6, 2011 by M-Spec Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3series 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2011 high five, epic comeback. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
$toffz 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2011 Reminds me of a joke about woman, men, sex and shopping. Joke goes. Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, " I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me." The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care) . She goes for the tennis braceoet. The husband says " but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it. ' The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. " The husband says, " no -- no -- no, honey we ' re not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank. " No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. " Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5amchris 45 Report post Posted January 6, 2011 SNAP! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antil33t 90 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 Pics of new wheel? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 What kind of a shoe costs three hundred and eighty f**king dollars!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
richard 384 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 What kind of a shoe costs three hundred and eighty f**king dollars!?!any shoe's that they want and don't have Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmarco 56 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 Shoe of the week of course! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaseNZ 53 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) Pics of new wheel? Edited January 7, 2011 by M-Spec Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30 325i Rag-Top 2956 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 Sorry to tell you this mate, but that's not a genuine m-tech wheel, it's just a standard 318i wheel that someone has tried to make look like an m-tech. Sorry for the bad news dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaseNZ 53 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 oh I thought vice grips were the new m-tech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antil33t 90 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 v-tech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwi535 538 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 m grip Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaseNZ 53 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 m grip haha , nice. Actually when I first went over to South Africa and arrived in capetown i grabbed the wrong taxi, He had a pair of vice grips for a steering wheel and a sawn off shotgun between the seats. His advice to me was shoot them before they shoot you. For a 19 year old (a long time ago) it scared the absolute bejesus out of me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 Funny lookin' shoe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark247 39 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 I never realized how basic e46 interiors were! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaseNZ 53 Report post Posted January 7, 2011 At least it has a couple of center cup holders Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Docile 64 Report post Posted January 8, 2011 haha its all about the cup holders !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites