Should *sic Get Back His Wacking Stick?

[*sic 1]

you have no chance, make your time.

[bravo 35]

Awwwww - feel like you got no purpose in life now??

Damn.

[*sic 1]

its on the cards, so express your feelings..

[Grant 4]

Without a doubt

In fact it should be made bigger, and have poisonous metal barbs embedded in it.

Cheers

Grant

[318is 0]

:finger:

[Guest Spargo]

Someone set up us the bomb!

(Yes)

[westy 614]

Let the games begin!

I love you *sic

[*sic 1]

i know you went for the female choice dirtysix...

its scary, yet somehow arousing

[Gus 5]

i meant to go the female choice

only if i do too

[shadowninja 0]

Depends on whether he has learnt his lesson!!

[*sic 1]

Depends on whether he has learnt his lesson!!

well what do you think?..

i think it will be the best thing bimmersport has had for a while

[Guest Spargo]

I think I will be the best thing B/S has had in a while :gay:

You'll probably be the ONLY thing alot of bimmersport has had in a while.

[YOU_ARE_ROBOT 0]

when i log on to bimmersport i feel like hulk hogan

i feel that crowd roaring, the lights flashin

fireworks go off and i shake the ropes

i rip my shirt off and women go crazy, i stroke my mustache and they wish my hands were theirs

i wanna run wild all over some moderators

whatcha gonna do brother?

thats what i said to Andrew

then i leg dropped him

heck yeah brother, this is why come to bimmersport

i vote YES! !!one1! lollerchopter

Edited September 14, 2005 by YOU_ARE_ROBOT

[Guest Andrew]

[*sic 1]

Nah... this is how it went.

Once were ninjas!

... Starring ...

Damokwondo.

Foljitsu.

and Nutsboxing.

.....

[*sic 1]

This particular night would be fierce and bloody, and totally awesome… totally O for awesome. The ninjas would require a place of peaceful mediation to take their minds off the ass kicking and mouth punching and throat punching with they knew they would have to deal out. Damokwondo, Foljitsu, Nutsboxing and Ninja-mobile sought out a fake asian garden, it was crappy, but meditation is prerequisite to busting faces. Without it a ninja would totally flip out. Nothing would save tR0n from a totally flipped out ninja… it would have to do.

It was time for action. There was a puff of smoke and the ninjas appeared infront of a building, with Ninja-mobile, looking all badass and sh*t, ready to shin kick and punch out anyone who have gave them a stupid look. Because they knew, in this building their lived about 100 black belt ninjas with all sorts of crazy ninja weapons, but they were all bad. There might as well have been 800 for any sort of chance, they had no chance and had to make their time.

GG _b those guys sucked. Foljitsu was still using his ninja hide skill.

Nutsboxing tried take the boss on his own. Nutboxing is an accomplished ninja, but he hesitated and someone chucked a ninja star in his eye. He shrugged that sh*t off and pulled it out with his teeth, but it looked pretty horrible. There was a huge gash in his eye. It would be ok. Ninjas can heal that sort of thing in a couple of days. But there was still an whole assload of fighting and other cool ninja stuff to do tonight, and Nutboxing needed to be in top ass handing form. So the ninjas found a huge water fountain so Nutboxing could wash all the blood out of his eye.

We took him to a ninja hideout. We know people there. It was safe. They fixed his eye and Nutboxing was totally ninja again.

It was time to reap some ninja reward.

But the authorities of this town didn't take to kindly to such basass ninjas about the place. Outnumbered and all out of smoke bombs, we were escorted to their base of operations - almost without a fight, until Damokwondo heard one of them mumble something unmentionable about his mother. Serious ass kicking and subsequent ass handing took place, until Damokwondo was rushed by a small officer and arrested.

But, the master ninja that he is, Damokwondo was only pretend to be subdued. Indeed, moments later he ninja'd out of his handcuffs and dispatched of his assailants.

They thought we were totally awesome. Totally O for awesome.

[Homy.D.Clown 0]

All Your Beating Stick Are Belong To *Sic

Biarches!!

[dave 2]

oh made my nite ^^^

btw stupid p freak was back, wana come up and ninja his sh*t?

btw whered u get those mean ninja hoods?

[*sic 1]

love it..

yea man we can sort you some ninja action.

..

if i told you where the hoods came from then my friend ninja dave would not be pleased..

[Grant 4]

That is some seriously funny sh*t, well done, quite possible the best post ever placed on Bimmersport.

I vote we give Damokwondo a whole series of sticks, and a couple of special throwing stars to wield on here.

Legend effort, glad to see the shot at the front of some of Hamilton's finest establishments.

Cheers

Grant

[Carl 3]

I vote Damokwondo become the reality white ninja series

Can I buy a vowel...P

[Guest Andrew]

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THAT IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER!

YOU_ARE_ROBOT: are you on *sics badass ninja team?

[*sic 1]

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THAT IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER!

YOU_ARE_ROBOT: are you on *sics badass ninja team?

yea he is foljitsu.

[Jazzbass 1]

LOL - way too funny - looks like you have a GREAT time!

[bravo 35]

Nice work lads. Top marks.