bravo 35 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 the silver 320 thread got me thniking and I've never done a poll before, so here we go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Homy.D.Clown 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 ive heard your only as old as the last person you had sex with ...OMG im TOTALLY EVIL BBBBAAAAADASSSSSSSS!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 ive heard your only as old as the last person you had sex with ...OMG im TOTALLY EVIL BBBBAAAAADASSSSSSSS!!!!!! In that case, 1/2 the members of this forum would have no age. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Please lets not start this line of conversation again. I've lost track of how many times we've discussed what a bunch of cradle snatchers bimmersporters are. Maybe start a new poll - What is the age gap between you and your partner/gf/bf? 1-3yrs older than you, 1-3yrs younger than you, 3-5 etc etc. Although there needs to be some sort of multiplying factor that takes age into account. a 23 yo with a 16 (7 yrs) is more interesting than a 57yo with a 50yo. woteva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 I've sussed it. Take your age and divide by your partners - that gives a ratio. so 57/50= 1.14 Whilst 23/16= 1.44 that would be a fair way to score... :thumb: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 3 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 (edited) F**king dejavoo (sp) we've had this exact conversation 2 years ago, i'm positive There's no point having these polls anyway, we all know Andrew (depicted below) the poo tonguing rank old lady snatcher would win them all so there's no point Edited February 17, 2006 by Carl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Andrew Report post Posted February 17, 2006 topic re-opened - could be hilarious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 3 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Good point...does anyone got that purity test or a link to it, you know the one where you answer a bunch of questions like: "Have you passionately kissed a person of the opposite sex?" "Have you passionately kissed a person of the same sex?" "Have you ever had a threesome? (extra points for 4some or more)" "Have you ever partaken in a golden shower?" "Have you taken acid?" blah blah blah you know what I mean...I want to know where I stand on that test now as it's been a good 7 years since I last did it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 haha i always win on purity tests.. im awesome thou. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 3 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Need an open one so everyone sees your exploits...although I think Dan's and Andy's might be a little perturbed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 (edited) http://www.puritytest.net/ Any takers? P.S. don't fill it out at work -was half way through second section and thought "hmmm would I really want my boss to know this?" do it at home peeps. Edited February 17, 2006 by bravomikewhiskey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 And the test writers had a sense of humour: ...phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212) 976-2626, (212) 976-2727, (212) 976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hartage 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Hahahahahaha I'm the only 40 - 49 age group so far! And i dont think the ratio will work for me at about 1.7..................... ummmm :pimp: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 3 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Hahahahahaha I'm the only 40 - 49 age group so far! And i dont think the ratio will work for me at about 1.7..................... ummmm :pimp: Haha, 1.7, so assuming an age of 40 that makes her 23 Man that test takes ages...it's cutting into my drinking time so it'll have to wait Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Andrew Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Good point...does anyone got that purity test or a link to it, you know the one where you answer a bunch of questions like: "Have you passionately kissed a person of the opposite sex?" "Have you passionately kissed a person of the same sex?" "Have you ever had a threesome? (extra points for 4some or more)" "Have you ever partaken in a golden shower?" "Have you taken acid?" blah blah blah you know what I mean...I want to know where I stand on that test now as it's been a good 7 years since I last did it The cool purity test (which you describe) is at thespark.com Its funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Andrew Report post Posted February 17, 2006 F**king dejavoo (sp) we've had this exact conversation 2 years ago, i'm positive There's no point having these polls anyway, we all know Andrew (depicted below) the poo tonguing rank old lady snatcher would win them all so there's no point for the point that carl is making - my ratio is 0.63 hah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Current g/f = 1.167 Best / worst = 1.4 / 0.72 500q test = 27.2% Good or bad, I really don't know :mosh: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMW POWER 2 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 (edited) 0.9735 Hes 16 I'm 15 Spargo = Sam aye I want to change my name to stein then... :mosh: Edited February 17, 2006 by BMW POWER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Spargo = Sam Its my Italian family name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzbass 1 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 only 39 active posters??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Andrew Report post Posted February 20, 2006 only 39 active posters??? we've been through this hah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzbass 1 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 (edited) doh! (_8^(I) I'm old I've got an excuse Edited February 20, 2006 by Jazzbass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 doh! (_8^(I) I'm old I've got an excuse im young so do I? im sure i do, i mean when your young your not supposed to be responsible, and when your old you not supposed to remember anything.. its like everyone gets to pass the buck forever. awesome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzbass 1 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 (edited) LOL - the system works well!!! Its those bastards in the middle need to take all the responsibility!! Bloody 30-50 yo - arseholes, the lot of them. Why when I was their age... hey you! Get off my lawn! I'll set my chihuahua on to ya! Bloody kids these daze got no respect... why I oughta ... :drunk: Edited February 20, 2006 by Jazzbass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 545 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 LOL - the system works well!!! Its those bastards in the middle need to take all the responsibility!! Bloody 30-50 yo - arseholes, the lot of them. Why when I was their age... hey you! Get off my lawn! I'll set my chihuahua on to ya! Bloody kids these daze got no respect... why I oughta ... :drunk: Ha Ha, I understand your user profile name now .... I didn't think anyone here would be old enough to play "bass" in jazz music.... only starting to get into Jazz now! (Slow learner!) Still, glad the survey wasn't done in a couple of months time, would be in the over the hill 40 plus group .... hmmm, where's that X5 Boucher .... How many cup holders did you say..... 18 airbags was it ....Diesel option will be fine .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites