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Top and Worst cars to have "Relations" in

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Well i was listing to the radio this morning, as i always do, and they had the top 10 cars and worst cars to have "Relations in"

Worst:

10.Starlet

9.Ford Lazer

8.Mini Cooper

7.Honda civic

6.V.W Beetle

5.Charade

4.Honda Integra

3.Mazda RX7

2.MR2

1.HONDA CRX (Worst Car!!!!) (Sic) ^_^

Best

10. 7 Series BMW (Yea Baby!)

9.Izuzu BigHorn

8.Holden Statesman

7.Bedford Van

6.Holden Commordore

5.MK4 Zephyr

4.Toyota Hilux

3.The Valiant Series

2.Holden Kingswood

1.V.W Kombi!!!

Insert Storys here....3 series aint that bad.... :D

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how in the world do they come up with that list?.How can there be a worst..its all good!

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Worst - 1991 Prelude - absolutely no back seat, drivers seat is out of the question and I was too big to get my legs into the passengers side footwell lol.

Best - back seat of the E36 B)

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Add Austin 1300 to worst list, E30 all good lol well its better than my old Carib haha

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Seems kinda obvious doesn't it? Big car versus small?

Martyn, we have already discussed you and getting into a Suzuki Swift looking comical. DOn't even make us picture you doing that... shudder!

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I'd say the worst vehicle to have sex in would be a prison van. (unless you are from Sydney)

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The Corvette ain't too good!

It's good to see the old HQ Holden Kingswood Rates up there

Statistically it's one of the safest cars on the Road,["More People have been Conceived in them,than killed in them" ]

So they actually contribute to the population. Haha!

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E30 backseat sux. Front passenger seat better. Cloth rates way higher over leather for comfort - but not for cleanup...

There I go again - saying too much.

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The old L300 wasn't too bad as the rear set collapsed to a 180 degree angle. IMO car size doesn't matter, it's the centre console that's the most prohibitive to having a little fun ;)

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Happen whoever made that list was a Holden Man(3 on the list!)- the Falcon has for the most part been the bigger car of the two, and was always available with a bench seat where the Commodore wasn't! Explain that one?!

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Because, as the chain email/txt goes:

Sex is good, sex is golden, sex is best in the back of a HOLDEN!

If you are thick or if you're a whore, become a faggot and f**k in a FORD.

explains all.

Edited by bravomikewhiskey

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Bangin' in a ride wit Hydraulics would be tha Shiznit....

...a ***** wouldn't have to do no work at all, just pushing buttons...nahmean...

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Because, as the chain email/txt goes:

Sex is good, sex is golden, sex is best in the back of a HOLDEN!

If you are thick or if you're a whore, become a faggot and f**k in a FORD.

explains all.

I wouldn't be keen on sleeping with anyone wearing FORD or HOLDEN regalia. Those polarfleeces just ain't attractive.

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f**k f**king in a crx, ill peel her out on the bonnet.. in car is only for little dicks, i need the room for full thrust..

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Most interesting I've personal knowledge of was on the seat of a Triumph Bonneville on its centre stand. Part of my mind was always on the very real possibility of falling off... :)

Fiat 850 or 124 Coupes were generally tight work..

Most comfortable - my Commer Van.

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Worst - 1991 Prelude - absolutely no back seat, drivers seat is out of the question and I was too big to get my legs into the passengers side footwell lol.

Agreed

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it's the centre console that's the most prohibitive to having a little fun ;)

hmmmm....reminds me of a video i got off r3v a while ago, an alternative way to shift stick. lol.

Sleeper cabs on trucks is the right idea. Dam, turbo timer kept turning off the engine after 2minutes.

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I wish ALL bloody trucks would turn off after two minutes at idle. They piss me off so much with their smegging idling for 6 hours at a time when they're parked..

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