Jammasterjames

Yeaaahhh....pretty boring for me really..... Went to Mt Manganui, got so stoned and Drunk, then got kicked out of there after doing lots of outrageous hijinks.... Drank some more Lion Red, right in front of the liquor ban signs, until arrested. Threw bottles at Police, got tasered up the ass, which felt quite nice.... I then broke out of the temporary holding cell so I could do burnouts in my holden. Stole some letterboxes and drove to Whangamata where heaps of mates were getting totally crunked.... then I had the choice of many fine girls who had come up from Palmy...after some of that, it was running around naked until I got kicked out of where-ever I was (cause I was so stoned and drunk with all my cool friends that I didn't know where I got kicked out of). The holden was out of gas, so we stole my rich dad's 911 and caned recklessly up to my uncles bach in Pauanui. Luckily we still had the Palmy girls to cheer us on and have the meanest boat party with a famous DJ who will remain nameless...house music until dawn (dawn the next next day..... that's how much we freakin know how to party). If the weather was better, we'd probably have got more wasted and partied harder....but there's always next week kicking off at the Glenfield Tavern.....

Sorry Hommes... Can't figure out your plate: NO BJ KY Why no BJ? and on top of that, no KY?

My AC packed in also sometime since last summer... recommend keeping some Koolaid, sugar and ice water....that's how we do in tha hood... Anyone know if its worth it to take out the A/C for weight reduction purposes? easy to do? this ***** and his hoes have put on a few pounds in the holidays.....

This *****'d either piss in his threads, or at least spill his forty driving that beast....

Word. If the sticker is chrome, I'll gladly represent. West siide!

Thanks Brotha, I will get them to re do it.... Gotta try and extract some compensation though from the 1st people.... its gonna be a mission, fo sho'

It's not their bad if you've selected the wrong tyre size, inside the door is a chart which tells you the acceptable tyre sizes. Maybe your car has a gangsta lean..... respect.

Nah homie, don't need a camber kit... tell the wheel aligner your problem, and ask them to do it, otherwise they won't know you want it done.

Word. Same Sh** happens with my tyres. Roll the Guards. E36 has an adjustable camber so you can angle the wheels in at the rear, a wheel aligner can do that. I put Bilsteins in, which helps a lot... still have to take it easy around hilly corners, and NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED in the car. No giant booties no more for this *****, well not in the car anyways... Otherwise buy new tyres, but you'r ride won't look as Pimp.

Think I saw you drive by around Taka, car certainly stands out, rims blinging. I think it would sell faster though if you took off the Altezza lights, (they look really whack in my opinion).

Cheers homie, Money's a bit tight around the holiday period... could I get one of those for $50?

The guy at BMW said that it was around the wrong way by 180 degrees. The mechanic who did the job reckoned all ball joints he uses are the same on both sides, so it's impossible to get it 180 degrees in the wrong direction. Is this true? So do I tell this mechanic that he's all whack? (don't really trust this ***** as far as I can throw him, nahmean) or is it my bad for going Ghetto stylez and not going to BMW in tha first place (that Playa didn't even tell me he was using an aftermarket part). Here's a pic of the OEM part I'm talking about: This is an aftermarket part I found on a Euro parts website:

Yo, yo, wassup y'all...word to my peeps.... Yesterday I was told by the good people at Jerry C's that my LH lower front ball joint is incorrectly fitted, that is facing the wrong way... It was replaced with an aftermarket part, not OEM. Its round, and doesn't have any locking tab on one side. Is this gonna be cool? Do I have to change to OEM? What do all y'all use, the BMW ball joints?

Pays to be cautious aaiight.... I would delete that post homie if I was you. I'm sure playaz on this site wouldn't do nuthin whack, like taxing sh*t from your ride. However, this website can be accessed by anyone, nahmean..... Nuff said.

Not really designed for the wheels of steel... "Reason" is a powerhouse rack based audio-processing software. Its got sampling, drum machines, synthesizers, distortion, reverb, instrument banks/patches e.t.c... Its the shiz for producing hip hop beats or dance music. I'm pretty sure that you can't hook up anything live unless its a midi interface. You can plug in an ordinary midi keyboard and almost transform it into a $10,000 synthesiser, but you can't manipulate a live mic or guitar input. Seems like the only way to use is reason is record your turntable music/ cdj into a .wav file or similar, then use the sampling machines in reason to reproduce it. Try "final scratch".... but word on tha street is that you might need linux.... gotta be white and nerdy to figure that sh*t out....

I've got a newish version of Reason, not sure what the version no. is. It makes phat beats. Haven't played around all the mad features yet. I'll see if that can be done. It can definitely export to .wav files. (p.s. I can also hook a brutha up...PM me)

But Davy Grizzle is rock and roll, his songs ain't that easy to sing... sometimes a *****'z gots ta sacrifice sound quality on live shows to produce studio albums that are the mutha f$%# shiznit. Y'all go see Anthony Keidis live with the Chillis and you'll know what I'm talking about. How did my ***** Kanye spit? Did he get anyone's missus bumpin and grindin'??

Word. Can't think of a more boooring show... Hope my ***** Kanye gets up an interupts Bono, telling him that he should be the headline act.... would be some priceless sh*t to watch....haha

Is she a M.I.L.F ?? If so, I can pimp her out, have that ho earn the repair money back.....

Wassup girl. Forget the mainstream insurance co's, They enjoy shafting everyone, fo sho. Insurance brokers'll do your best quote in half, might need to consolidate with your parents car and house insurance e.t.c to get them interested however. Then theres mo money to keep yo' threads tight, and yo' rims gleamin'...

Imagine how hard it is for Black people then, having larger appendages......

Yo, any o y'all know if this paint job's legal tender to do in N.Z ???

This is what I'm talking about!!!! Tha mo fo shiznit fo sho....

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