Jammasterjames

I always gets paid. Word up.

Damn.....24 votes a piece!! This is closer than Bow Wow was to Ciara befo he found out she was a hermaphrodite.....

Need to start a North Sho BMW Posse... West siide of G-field is where I rep%

Transformation is tha sh*t isn't it :-) Go Lo Fo Sho .....

Yo, got tha Valet done (interior only)....fo all y'all that wanna know tha price 146 greens ...Pimpin' ain't a thang...

outta respect fo women....I'm not touching this one with my ten foot pole...

Diy sub wiring was pretty easy, even for an amatuer like me. Take out tha glovebox and run RCA's down the side of the vehicle through to a hole in the back seats. BE CAREFUL NOT TO BREAK NUTHIN when you're pulling out all the plastic bits!! Battery is in tha boot, so simple to hook up tha power. Buy a good crimp tool! Find the "10 commandments to Audio Noobs blog" in the car audio section here, its got all you need fo a beginner. Then buy 36 Chambers, and pump that bass, get those hoe's booties shakin!!

Word. No problems wit 240 on tha da Fronts.

Haha, Tomorrow I'm Getting a Valet done ($65 per hour), and sending da bill to my homie... That's how we roll.

240's aren't really all good. Gonna definitely rub against somethin' when you lower your ride.... but it can be done with Camber adjustment, harder shocks, Guard rolling, interior Plastic guard removal, and no fat chicks/heavy brotha's allowed.

Someone told me soak the affected areas in PineoClean... might give that a try today, as it still reeks bad

brave-ass cracka's!!! Respect, that sh*t is straight outta Spiderman or sumthin...

Yo yo, how y'all be keepin'? Had some good times on Saturday night in town.... until it was time to return to tha crib. I was the designated, taking one fo tha team... drove everyone home. Howeva, Coming off the motorway @ ~80kms one of my *****'s blew chunks out tha window....now at that speed, the wind has F#$#in' blown half of it back on to him, and back into the m#$#$ F#$# vehicle!!! The Sh*t was everywhere......totally whack!! I was trippin out.... Lucky it was in the work car, not tha Beemer!!! MY question is, any o y'all been in this situation before? What product can get rid of tha smell ?? (This sh*t is ranker than an infected Oprah's minge that ain't been washed for a week!!! )

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To pull, I just show 'em my size 19 Jordans.....nahmean :-) For Chicks who wanna pull guys, always leave a box of slim tampons out, so they think you're tight

Tighter than a flea's a**hole stretched over a steel drum, then wound up with extra tension to get the high notes...

Not in stock right now though :-(

Word. And fo tha record.....I've never tried that sh*t.... not even Space docking !!

Word.... any room in an E36 coupe?

"DOCKING" Nehehehehe...

My new sh*t's gonna be tight. Tighter than a virgin's daughter.....nahmean

Is he buying a new couch?

or like a seedy night club / lair .... pimpin' like it aint a thang

Yo yo, wassup? Any Y'all watch Chapelle show tonight? Tha classic Rick James Sketch.... If yo haven't seen it, check that sh*t out right here: Jammaster James got you tha hook upz, click here biitch