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So tough. Only excuse you'll need to get up there Josh would be to buy s new family wagon

^haha yeah I've always thought the same.

One night when my girlfriend picked me up from a night on the booze, she put the warmers on to see how long it would take for me to notice. In my state, I sat still the whole time, completely adamant in my head that I had sh*t myself.

Why do you have a data cap you noob? Ring your telco and tell them you are going to can them and move to another company that has no cap for cheaper. Then they'll just match whatever you can find online. It's pretty sh*t house that they don't give you a courtesy call asking if you want to upgrade. My girlfriends parents were paying $12x a month for 10 gigs until about a month ago.

NZ dollar is pretty sh*t at the moment, have you tried sourcing locally? I got all my stuff off GC about four years ago, and I think I got in at a good time dollar wise. It is good quality gear but to be honest I could have sourced the same locally for the same price if I had done a bit of hunting.

You are going m50 turbo yeah?

Def do the five stud now while you are at it and before you start ordering your suspension parts. It also opens up a world of bolt on bigger brakes (e46 etc). Wheel options is also up there.

Can't be any cons apart from money and time doing it

Yeah good job fella

^yeah man. It's like, I am choosing not to end your life by slowing down and not running you over, the last thing you should be doing is swearing at me.

Burn them out bro, it's fun and easy.

Yeah I thought they were way out so I got the service guys to check them and they were fine so it leaves me here wondering why bad things always happen to good people.

How do you even do that

On the topic of headlights. I hate that my cars lights are so insanely bright to stare into, yet so unusably weak at producing light to make you see where the f**k it is you are going.

I always feel like a twat sitting behind a hatchback at night and watching them dimming their mirrors and murmuring that they think I am high beaming them. I've also had a p head in an evo pull over and stop in front of me because he thought I was flashing him. I had no idea what he was on about until he started screaming "don't you dare flash me c**t" and kicking my door. Needless to say, I wasn't going to hang around to try convince him otherwise.

Car is a 2014 c®aptiva

Bargain!

G zeros, followed closely by Titans (with no centre caps of course)

I do, I'm on the shore though. Welcome to grab it.

The demographic is more suited for 'cheap sh*t' there.

I just used the standard e30 one and cut the guibo out of it and bolted it together. Put an e46 rack in while you're at it.

I think you have Jon mixed up with me to be honest, that description is literally what I put in my bio when I made my account however many years ago.

I do agree with what Jon said though.

Public displays of affection. Not like just holding hands or the normal stuff. But the couples that insist on having a face tongueing session every time they have to wait at the pedestrian crossing or for their f**king chai latte to be made.

Sick

The V12 is a lot heavier plus it is longer and it is old technology.

Crunchies approach for this one is "why not" where as mine is "why bother" - the reason I own BMW's is because they handle, if I wanted a front heavy wallowing hot rod - I would look at some yank iron or a Holden.

The reason I have just ripped out the front suspension of my Pajero, modified the upper control arms changed the ball joints and am fitting urethane bushes into the idler and the arms is to sharpen it up and make it handle- that's my bent.

Same with fitting Ohlins to the bike , extracting another 10kW and stripping 10kg of surplus weight out of it.

Why don't you tube frame the front of your Pajero, dual shocks, and add a couple steering dampeners while you're at it? Urethane bushes and standard control arms are old technology.

Going with your approach here - "why bother".

Turd, polish etc.

I thought it said there was going to be a fight?

Think fcs would be franklin cams. Could ring them and they should be able to give you specs

Only takes a couple of weeks to get a beard growing. I have some tight jeans you can try out... and a swandry to keep you warm with the roof down.

And a man bun

You can buy the block off plate from condor speed shop. It would make it fairly un noticeable and it lets the rack bleed air without having to loop hoses etc.

Haha why did he take the other "ode to ash" thread down? I showed so many people, he could have been an Internet star like that skinny guy that dances around in the nude or the girl who ate her own tampon.

I don't know what "my side of the deal" was either. I don't think I took anything down, and if I did - it wasn't because he demanded me to, more that it was probably just some retarded dig at one of the good contributors to the site.

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