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  1. Grant: i'm worried thats all i'll say hahah isnt there a peter andre knock off called abs?
  2. hahah thanks for killing the thread with ranginess!!
  3. All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
  4. do do do di da do do da do di doo doo doo dad da da di do di
  5. do you see a sign saying dead sam storage?
  6. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
  7. OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
  8. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use
  9. 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
  10. Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
  11. Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
  12. You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your f**king khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
  13. No, no, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you...he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'
  14. The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel.
  15. .... what is this hell you have put me through. Believer, Deceiver... Day in day out live my life through you.... pushed onto me whats wrong or right, hidden from this thing that they call life
  16. thats it im giving you to the count of three...
  17. dear mother, dear father......
  18. .... its the last time you will
  19. take a look to the sky just before you die......
  20. the nicest 316d ive seen
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