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Jamez

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    Psychopath Test

    damn i got it wrong, was thinking she killed her and would say the guy made her do it, this would mean the police would want to find this guy, with so many people looking for him, he bound to be found.
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    HB Eagle

    HB jaredererdersrsedresrsdrd
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    e30 325i 1988

    Update After taking the car on the cruise i found some things i have to change...they are get some leather seats swap the suspension to a more sporty setup swap the sway bars accros swap the thermostate out, running a bit cold one of the clips holding a rocker in place is loose get a paint to get rid of the two tone pods get a short shifter get some 16" mags get a LSD swap breaks on the front and rear not looking cheap so it may be some time till its done.
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    Rant

    im more worried about my car getting stolen edit- just got handed a letter in class saying the dangers ect ect and to stay home if sick
  5. would be a cool treehouse
  6. TM Linky looks stupid to me, but im pretty sure the decals are photoshop
  7. nah, but iv'e got a m10b18 sitting round that could go into this how much hp does a m10 get on moderate boost?
  8. gay and tight na na bla na bla na na na bla na
  9. im getting better fuel millage out of my fl 325i over the pf/l 320i
  10. ha makes me feel so small........eehhehehehehe
  11. fixing the problem involves getting the engine out of the car so that you can access the area then its all dependent of whats actually broken. could be a cracked head or just a gasket on the valve cover if you want a cheap fix just leave it, aslong as you don't go through to much oil its nothing to worry about and putting a 2.5 in can cost somthing like this 600-1200 for engine 300-800 for gearbox 300ish for other things my conversion from stock 320i to M325i cost 2k but i bought a damaged 325i and swapped all the bit over its really the most cost effective way to do it
  12. if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder hahah
  13. Is this the one your looking at? got to JerryClayton for a check sure someone will suggest a cheaper/better place to go.
  14. i had a huge leak off the gearbox with and old engine when the engine blew it turned out to be coming from a small gap in the gasket on the very back of the engine, then dribbles onto the gearbox thats the only leak ive ever had
  15. WAR IS ON...... What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic? The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her. Why do women get married in white? So they match the kitchen appliances! Why did clinton lose the election? Cause she is a woman Whats the difference between your wife and your dog? Walking the dog is relaxing. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? Made the chain too long. Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!? Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove. Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the stove. Why dont women have a penis? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Why don't women need drivers licenses? There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. How many men does it take to open a beer? -None, it should be opened when she brings it to you. What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why. What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you. What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? You hit her. Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, shes already been told twice. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark! Women are cute and cuddly - every man should own one. How are women and high school phone policies similar? Because they can be seen but not heard Why do women live longer than men? Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking. How do you get a woman dizzy? Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.
  16. what the hell is with that snow plow front on the merc, what a statement
  17. mwhahahabahhahabababaab HB
  18. looks really tidy, niiiice
  19. some cool vid's there
  20. my girlfriend works to 8pm each day so its gives me enough time to get work done on the cars edit- and on her days off she sometime helps out on the car ENVY ME
  21. can you show me a pic with them on a car? i would be keen to get them for the 325i if they look stunning
  22. men cannot multitask, thats why women have to cook,clean and look after the house.
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    David Thorne - funny

    ummmmm yeah.......... i would be so pissed off if someone did that to me.....
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