OLLIE

happy drunk tomorrow

was a bizzare feeling

AWESOME! I love the interior, those seats look sooo comfy

its well worded aye, i had an absolute crack up at it

Dear IT Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ------------------ Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally would recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, IT Support ------------------ Dear IT Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself'.

will do.as for the other questions: Dave is wearing a small. The shirts are good quality like what you'd expect from hallenstiens or any other reputed retail outlet. we will be doing some white ones, some girls sizes and some hats in the next few months. please be patient, cashflow is not good enough to have a stockpile of t-shirts. if you have a special request go to the ORDER FORM HERE and under special instructions tell us what you want, we will then get it for you in the next order.

i have knead it and a rattle gun if i can be of any help

no it's not

agree

looks good, nice and easy to follow, well categorised and simple, good looking GUI. I will probably sign up soon. you might like to add CMS's and Forums in there.

pics been removed, anyone got it to upload in this thread so i can see it?

my sister just bought me a bmw belt back from thailand, it's pretty cool, she said they have everything like that really cheap and fake of course. my other sister is goin over there in 2 months, i can get her to bring some back for ya if you like?

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Much Love. cheers for the birthday wishes, i'm keeping it pretty low key this year, will have a bit of a celebration next week up at the northland meet with some of you!

I've advanced the timing on my L-Jet 320 and i only ever run 98 unless i have no other option at the time, because my car pinks to much if i run 95-96. i notice that i can go further on a tank (depending on driving style) my car runs smoother and doesn't pink which it does on 95 i have better acceleration and feel like i have more torque

you need a very large socket to get the bearings off (not sure what size - 48 mm from memory) , a 5 mm allen key, and a hammer. you will probably split the old bearing in half taking it off but thats sweet, just make sure that when you tap the new one on you hit the socket so that you are hitting evenly and hitting the right part of the bearing, also don't forget to put the back cover of the bearing on first, if you've taken it off! i got my front bearings fairly cheap from skf, but saeco etc are all the same - just call them up and tell them the make, model and they'll match you up to a part number.

roflmao

small back alley engineering places will normally do it for pretty cheap. $50 for all 4 discs

We can analyse accidents, driving style, vehicle choice, driving ability etc as much as we like ... all it really comes down to is common sense. I feel misfortunate that i am perhaps more intelligent than half of the retards i see on our roads because if i was as brain f**ked as them when it came to driving i would'nt get as worked up as i do. My point is ... I am appalled at the amount of stupidity i see on the roads, you might as well give a loaded gun to a family of chimpanzees. we don't have to all be michael schumacher but we need to know our limits and understand logically how roads, traffic, intersections, carparks and indicators work!! The solution.... Better driver education Much much much scricter licensing (i.e less retards/muppets get awarded a license) An extended learner period and possible higher legal driving age less pathetic traffic cops and more cops with common sense that want to make our roads safer and ot just gather revenue from sitting on their ass with a radar gun eating donuts A policy where by the sale of SUVs and the like are only sold to those who meet a certain criteria (or something to that effect) guns for me to shoot dickheads who can't drive yet think they can Camels

Eurovogue has all these sorts of bits and pieces

You can now buy the long awaited bimmersport.co.nz t-shirts online. There are only a few left after the tasman grand prix meet, get in quick or you may have to wait a week or 2 for the next batch. We Regret that there are no ladies sizes, colour variations or caps as of yet, stay tuned though because they'll be coming soon. ORDER T-SHIRTS HERE

no way has the world become more PC, IMO it has become quite the opposite. cool ad, i'd hit any chick that wore an oldschool dress like that!

it's a v8 motorbike?

remove the cat converter .... put in a 2 1/4 - 2 1/2 inch from the cat back with a silencer (coby) halfway between the engine and the muffler. IMO the sound will all depend on what sort of silencer you get. Pitstop = bad x 5 Als Mufflers = Good

how much would an 346 325 touring cost?

Hey Everyone, we are in the process of integrating the forum into the new Bimmersport this long weekend and you may notice some funny things now and then, nothing too major - just colours, shapes and sizes changing, i ask for you to please ignore such glitches and thank you in advance for your patience. Ollie ...& Jeff