bmwsparkle

ahhhhhhhhhhh, scratches nuts, time for you kids to hear Uncle Sparkle's favourite saying "looks tits" i want your peepee dan. lovin those angel eyes. :pimp: CaM says put xenon ultra cool blue bulbs in the fogs, as they look piss yellow

me = skooled yeah meant cliff, chris burton was an english teacher at our school. He owes me KFC

saving every pic, i like how theres water next to the back wheel know wat else i like?? how my pants are pointing at the keyboard. theres some funny substance resembling PVA glue coming out of my pants

who the hell is chris?*shakes head in dissappointment* who the hell is chris??? WHO THE HELL IS CHRIS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?@!!11!?!?!?2112/!um the best bassist to ever grace the earth........ was bassist for metallica in puppets etc cant believe u dont know who he is bro. he died when metallicas tour bus slid on sum black ice and overturned. was crushed... on the puppets tour...........

word, my old one

wow that is awsum, and with throwing stars too. must go like a cut cat this has gotta be one of my dream bimmers... a e34 540is 6spd... man i wish i had some money

oh wow, are they actually genuine racing dynamics wheels? awsum. they look like they have been either polished or chromed

yea............ na, i havnt just jumped on the bandwagon Sam, 'st anger' sucks mega commercial balls, just listen to tracks such as 'invisible kid' to see how much it sucks. i would rather listen to 'kill em all' as well. Its got some average tracks (cant think of them off the top of my head) but really in the end just shows how much the band progressed when they released 'ride the lightning' at least there were some decent songs on 'load' and 'reload' such as 'unforgiven' etc. I dont know how the hell you could call 'and justice for all' sh*t, its a great album, definatly one of my favourites, damn cool tracks, including 'one' but especially 'to live is to die' chris burton's tribute song, gotta be one of my favourite metallica songs. i actually believe metallica started losing it when they released black, im not a fan of black. I believe from then on they only started producing one or two good songs rather than good albums.

shadowninja, that takes the cake as absolute badass porn detective. man thats the sh*t. you hardass. and dave, i was wanting to get that exact same metallica symbol tattoed up on me about a year ago, word. metallica sucks mega cock now tho (st anger sucks balls) so i wouldnt get it done, but yeah badass mega. :mosh:

mtech 1 wheel looks porn, jus leave it bro, m tech 2 wheel looks like some over inflated *insert funny object*

awsum. got any side on shots?

word to the 5ers. luvin the clears on black e34, looks badass, what rims you runnin bro?

mmm hartge, hartge looks porn, esp the E28 Hartge... mmmm.... snow plow...

brakes?... mmm brake upgrade...

i rekn looks wrong, trying to make your car look modern when its not is gay

na cant be fixed, if a panelbeater tries to bend it the chrome will flake off, my only option is to get a new bumper center, and ive got a few other things that are more important at the mo.

word. dinan is the sh*t. do the best performance figures i hear.

hey thanks man, finally a decent post on this thread. yeah ive talked to brent and he may be able to source me some.sparkle

talk to an exhaust shop, mines just custom, rage? i think put out the tips, i had to cut it tho because of my twin exhaust, the standard tips go from one into two (Y)

yes the light may be off but there is still the matter of the ABS pump sitting at the front of the engine bay when they open the bonnet. ABS and all other lights come on to do a self check when the key is turned on then turns off when things are deemed ok. if its taken out in the first place it wont work unless hooking it up to the oil pressure light, and bugger that, i dont do things half arsed like that, its just dodgey, would you do that to your e30 if it was you andy?

yeah i couldnt do that to anyone andy, would hate for it to happen to me. Also im keeping it for the moment.

arrrr ye swash buckilin faggots

ur right man, that was the problem after all, a cracked top tank in my radiator, apparently couldnt get new tanks for my radiator so i forked out for a slightly better (and bigger ) radiator thru my mechanic... final bill? $570..................................

have had some problems with my ABS since getting my E28. Early BMW ABS = pain in the ass. Anyway back in the day when i first got my 5 i took it to a cheap place to get some new rotors and pads installed, a while after getting them installed my ABS light started to flicker and then after a while stayed constinantly on. The place where i took them (shall stay unknown for the moment ) didnt know how to fix what caused the ABS light to come on, he seemed to think it was coinsidence that the light came on after he changed my brakes (yeah....na) Anyway, after weeks of f*ckin round i finally gave in and took it to the stealer to see what they thought was the problem, they diagnosed the problem as the ABS Central Control Unit (ABS computer) fried and i had to find a second hand one, or the option of paying $2000 for a new unit... Anyway after months of the stealer searching i finally gave up and looked for one myself, i very luckily came across one at SD Euro and got the unit plus freight etc for $290, i was happy. I took it in this week to finally get the ABS fixed, and with my wof weeks away i was happy to know that my ABS light would be off.... but yeah...na............. The sparky rung me up saying that they didnt think the unit was the problem and after a while diagnosed the problem as the front 2 ABS sensors as being f*cked.... and could have been caused by the cheap guy that did my brakes when installing the rotors... Once again none at wreckers, how much new? $500.... each.... F*CK! So now i have to look overseas, another option is ripping my ABS out and getting non ABS bits installed therefore converting it to non ABS. But theres a shitload of labour involved in this and the sparky thought it could work out to more than a grand, altho i would never have any ABS problems again. What do you guys think? Also another factor being E38 brakes bolt straight onto E28s with no modifications apparently, so Im thinking having a non ABS E28 would be better when i install these (which im hopeful to do in the near future) morals = dont go to the cheapest place because you cant afford the expensive, yet, reliable place dont always trust your $tealer.... thanks in advance sparkle (wow that must be the biggest post I've ever written...)

best idea yet, go for it nath!