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When girls don't put out!!

This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed . Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,

'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.....

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was go ing to happen that night, I went to sleep..

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a ni ce lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for w ho I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Dude that is gold!!!

I HAVE to do this!!! :D hahaha

Guess so. Will make Grahams E30 best 4 door around imo

Cat = Out of bag

what tyres will you be running bro?

lol i think he was meaning to much pressure on your accelerator thus the wheels spinning causing a squeal

You are the problem. If she didn't have you (and any siblings) she might well be a partner at a major accounting firm.

lol kthnxheaps.

Hopefully i can repay her lost earnings one day, i have no siblings to help!!

KPMG Partner = serious money

Nice Glenn, how did she get involved with them? Just asking as my Mum is in that line of work..

They are 'quite a hard door to open' so to speak.

You can see about 1/3rd of its wheel in one of the pics...

Okay sorry Glenn, might have gone a bit OTT, seriously;

^ Yea it definitely helps to sit down and sort your sh*t, I got no student nothing, (cept a loan and c.r.c to cover fees) Worked 2 jobs and got around 300-400 a week. I wouldnt recommend an overdraft, I still have mine and am 4 years out of uni study (could be due to the fact i am a shitty budgeter), Im now a week out from completing my Deg in frontline Bus Management through a large corporate. Dont have to pay any course costs for this. It is basically an apprenticeship without the sh*t wage.

When I come out i should be looking at 100k + a year. I don't think thats to bad for a 21Y.O, A diploma, Degree and only around 2000 left on my student loan.

Ill be outta this place in no time

P.S School is where its at, dont f**k around there, I knuckled down, had 5th form half done in 4th form and 6th and 7th done half way through 6th form. ( I think that makes sense ) The harder you work at school the earlier you can finish uni, the sooner you finish uni the sooner you earn money, then you can have fun and worry about bitches scratching up your stuff!

pics in my previous post now

Yea dude, cars in the building.

Old asss supercharged bentley, previous mentioned porsche, some gt3 cup cars, a certain red 959 couple nzv8 feature cars, maclaren racer and a pretty sharp looking evo circuit car

I was seriously disappointed with the BMW's to be brutally honest

Have a crap load more on my SLR and also have video of the 67 charger doing autocross. basically a synchronized burnout. Was so awesome

Yep, they encourage cash payments so the pesky IRD need not know your earning 2k a week.. 2k would go miles at Glasson’s

bahahaha 2k a week, if only.

I'd so do that if i was a chick

rofl.

Didnt you know all of the beautiful young ladies are at femme fatale?

Wicked day! Think the heat got to my engine though... something not right now off to the mechanic

Think ive got one mate, but in auckland

Toll rail

i changed my mind....n/a is best

Blasphemy!!

feel the pain, i was 130 GB pound for 2 rotors and a set of pads

shipping isnt that bad, i got a set of wheels to chch for 120ish

pics...

is it silver?

edit: lol just saw post title properly hahaha

dished wheels? Think its the mad tyt one i saw on the motorway 6 or so months ago. Fully Sick

f**k. How did i miss this! I got 2nd dibs after jib.

o/t but let me guess...

you took those photos?